PLUS SIZE WAG

Is Plus Size Nereida Working Voodoo On Cristano Ronaldo?

2009-10-02T15:48:00.005+02:00

The problem comes just days after the Spanish club reportedly received a letter from a witchdoctor casting a voodoo spell over the Portuguese star. The anonymous witchdoctor said Ronaldo would suffer injury and loss of form, adding: “I have nothing against Real Madrid," wrote the anonymous witch in a letter to the El Mundo newspaper. "I am a professional and get paid very well for using my powers. I have been contracted by one of Cristiano Ronaldo ex girlfriends, very famous. This woman has offered me 30.000 € to cause serious injury to the midfielder. I can’t promise that will be, but I can say he will be injured for more time than he plays." According to Mallorca Diario Plus Size Nereida is Suspect Number One!

Fat Chicks In Spandex - Lyric by Sudden Death

2009-09-27T17:23:00.003+02:00

Oh no, there they go another herd of elephants
With big fat legs in tight black pants
And an image of themselves that can't be clear
'Cause it's obvious they ain't never looked in a mirror
Following fashion is no surprise
But when the fashion follows the form of your thighs
And reveals every mound and cluster of fat
Then it's time to take 'em off and take the damn things back
But no, they gotta go strut their stuff
And I'm here to say that enough is enough
Spandex shorts, stretch pants and such
If you weigh too much you're showin' way too much
Spandex doesn't hide where you sag
You look like a goddam hefty bad
Wrappin' up all your cellulite wreckage
Somethin' tells me it's gonna be one of those decades
Marchin' in the mall two ton by twoI guarantee that they're gonna sit by you
Showin' off everything the fabric ain't fixin'
Please God please no more fat chicks in spandex

Everywhere I go I just can't get away
From the overweight legs gift wrapped every day
I'm a humble man, I don't ask for much
But it would be nice to keep down my lunch
But I can't, they always walk by when I'm eating
My muscles all lock and my heart starts beating
Irregularly every time that I see
A walking wooly mammoth in a woman's size three
Clumps of fat popping out everywhere
Her pants are so tight I can see all her hair
It wiggles and wobbles when they're ridin' on a bike
Now I know what Al Bundy must feel like
The only thing I can imagine that would be any worse
Is Roger Ebert in a speedo but that's a whole nother verse
They wear 'em so much they're gonna wear the things up
And when the pants give away they're gonna all hang out
Beauty's in the eye of the beholder but
When these beauties walk by I keep my eyes shut
Black abominations they're squeezin' their hips in
Please God please no more fat chicks in spandex

If the back of your legs look like cottage cheese
If you're talking scale says "get off please"
If both of your breasts hang down to your knees
Then you shouldn't be wearin' any spandex
If you look like you're related to the Toxic Avenger
If a whale gets beached and you try to befriend her
If a mechanic sees your body and attaches a fender
Then you won't look good in those spandex
I'm gonna find who designed them it's all his fault
I'm afraid I'm gonna turn into a pillar of salt
When I accidentally look at a derriere
That looks like a walking bean bag chair
This has to be a dream but I can't wake up
It's too horrible a story to ever make up
It's the curse of the 20th century man
To be subjected to this torture again and again
By comparison the Spanish Inquisition was tame
Undersize pants on an oversize dame
Just ain't the way I like to get my kicks
Oh please God please no more fat chicks in spandex

Nereida Gallardo Is The First Plus-Size Model To Hit The Catwalk

2009-09-27T14:34:00.011+02:00

Plus Size Nereida walked the catwalk at Fashion Event, in Paços de Ferreira last night. She paraded a number of outfits, including a tight grey dress that made her bum look like two soccer balls.

Her big fat legs threatened to explode from the confines of that black spandex at any moment while the catwalk creaked and groaned under each heavy step she taken.

The Portuguese city of Paço de Ferreira may not have the obvious glamour of Milan or Paris, but the catwalk is a no-fat and no-cellulite place, remember!

Plus Size Nereida Anti-Cellulite Product Is Called Photoshop

2009-09-26T16:23:00.000+02:00

Photoshop Is Bugsy’s Best Friend

2009-09-25T17:51:00.011+02:00

The most able photoshop experts were called to manipulate Bugsy's photoshoot for Maxmen. One click of the mouse here et voilà her legs are a little bit longer. One click of the mouse there et voilà rolls of fat are gone. One more click, an abracadabra and the cellulite is erased.

Plus Size Nereida Overdoses on Photoshop

2009-09-23T18:20:00.000+02:00

You know photoshop's out of control when they make Plus Size Nereida look hot.Who knows how many hours of overtime the good peoples of Maxmen must have gone through to make her look good on their October cover. DON'T BUY IT!

Plus Size Nereida On Portuguese TV

2009-09-23T15:30:00.003+02:00

Plus Size Nereida will made her very first appearance on Portuguese TV Record on Friday September 25, hour 16:30. She will visit "O Programa da Tarde" with Elsa Raposo. Bugsy will reveal details about her relationship with Cristiano Ronaldo, will talk openly about her life, career and her new man.

No Nagging Anymore

2009-09-22T17:03:00.000+02:00

Portuguese magazineVidas now is nagging us with Plus Size Nereida interviews ,articles and semi-nude pictures. What's the solution? Try to delete that annoying insect, protest against Nereida Gallardo to vidas@correiomanha.pt

Plus Size Nereida Dislikes Watching Herself In The Mirror

2009-09-22T16:48:00.002+02:00

"I like watching myself, I prefer the way I look in photoshoots rather than in the mirror." (the mirror doesn't lie!) I wish to have thinner legs, they always have been like this and I got used to them. I would not have cellulite. I eat a lot and I do not go to the gym. I like my eyes, my breast and my lips."

Plus Size Nereida Will Never Do Vogue Or Cosmopolitan...

2009-09-21T21:25:00.003+02:00

...so, in lack of something better she makes do with Vidas.

PORNEIDA

PLUS SIZE GOSSIP GIRL

PLUS SIZE LARA CROFT

Plus Size Nereida Is Still Dreaming The Impossible Dream

2009-09-21T21:20:00.000+02:00

In a recent interview with Vidas (yet another interview with Bugsy), Plus Size Nereida confessed that she still dreams to become a model. Obviously, she will not go far. She's fat and too short to be a runway or high fashion-print model. Currently, the fashion industry cuts clothes for women who are approximately 5'7 or taller, right now there isn't a place for a girl who measures 165 cm and weighs 56 Kg. It seems she can only do half-naked photos for gossip magazines like Vidas.

BAN BUGSY FROM PORTUGAL (She Should Be Banned From The Entire World)!

2009-09-18T12:45:00.002+02:00

Plus Size Nereida is it again, running her mouth and saying absurd, annoying and ridiculous things. In an interview with Correio da Manha she said: "I was invited (to attend Winter Club Opening) because people wanted me there, because I'm able to attract the public. I have a contract with Espectacular Produções to be guest at three different events : in October, November and December." As if to say "Portugueses like me so much". Idiot or does she think Portugueses are stupid?

Can't stand Plus Size Nereida? Think her attitude and image are disgusting?Want her out of Portugal? Contact Espectacular Produções and try to stop her!

Director Daniel Martins geral@espectacular.pt
PR Joao Lourenco joaolourenco@espectacular.pt

Plus Size Nereida Versus Merche Romero

2009-09-18T11:25:00.000+02:00

On thursday night Cristiano Ronaldo's ex-girlfriends Merche Romero and Plus Size Nereida attended Aliados Winter Club opening. Both were at the party but ignored each other all night long. Looking ugly as sin, but always ready to pose for the camera, Bugsy showed up with her amewhore boyfriend Pedro Sabater. Plus Size Nereida has nothing in common with Merche. They couldn't be more different: one is tall, the other is short, one is blonde, the other is brunette. Who do you like better?

Plus Size Nereida Takes Cellulite & Boyfriend At Winter Club Opening

2009-09-14T18:10:00.001+02:00

The Nobodys joined a slew of Portuguese celebrities, including Cristiano Ronaldo ex girlfriend Merche Romero and ex model Claudia Jacques , at the Winter Club Opening, on Thursday 10th September . Plus Size Nereida and Pedro were more than happy to strike poses for the camera and they spent the night smiling and kissing for photographers. It seems like Bugsy's man is delighted to be in the spotlight!

Claudia Jacques vs Plus Size Nereida 1-0

2009-09-13T14:10:00.002+02:00

Plus Size Nereida is at war with ex model Claudia Jacques over Winter club job. She vented her frustration at Correio de Manha.

"I honestly do not understand why Claudia Jacques is making all this fuss. I have never spoken ill of someone ( except for her ex boyfriend, his mum and his sisters), least of all of Claudia Jacques. I don't know why she doesn't want to work with me. She should be ashamed. Her behavior isn't acceptable for her age. She should have another kind of attitude. After all the 25 years old it's not her, it's me. (Neither of the two! Claudia Jacques is 44 years old, Plus Size Nereida is 26 years old). I don't understand why she acts like this. Does she feel inferior to me? Is this the problem? I'm just a simple person and these are things that I don't understand".

Finally: Claudia Jacques still has her job while Plus Size Nereida has been dismissed. Who's inferior?

Does Plus Size Nereida Lie about her Age?

2009-09-10T19:55:00.001+02:00

Plus Size Nereida lied about her age to M.F.Models Agency

I'm 24 (she's 26) and I'm from Palma de Mallorca. i would love if you consider me and I would like to be able to work with you, Bye bye, thank you very much.

Plus Size Nereida Lied on her CV

Plus Size Nereida lied on the website of Mundo Weekend events agency. She claims to have been born in 1984.

Plus Size Nereida Gets Her Fat Ass Kicked Off

2009-09-10T14:00:00.000+02:00

According to Correio de Manha, Plus Size Nereida was laid off from her public relations job at Winter Club. PR and model Cláudia Jacques doesn't want to work with nympho-Nereida and has given ultimatum to Winter's manager Daniel Martins:"Me or Her". The blonde model doesn't want to be associated with Bugsy scandalous image. Carla Matadinho rallied in support of her colleague. Confronted with the choice, the organizers did not think twice before dismissing the Spanish failed model.

Plus Nereida got deeply offended by the attitude of the Portuguese duo. 'She's indignant because will lose 2500 euros', the club source said.

Miss Nobody Show " Three Proofs Of Love" To Mr Nobody

2009-09-09T13:49:00.003+02:00

After she made an ass of herself at the Mood Beach club, Plus Size Nereida needs to turn over a new leaf to respect her new boyfriend Pedro Sabater so she doesn't want her insignificant name linked with Cristiano's anymore.

1- Miss Nobody is looking to remove CR tattoo on her wrist. She will remove the letter C and will opt to replace the letter R (Ronaldo) with the letter P (Pedro). Personally I think she will never remove the tattoo. It's her brand recognition.

2- The next time Miss Nobody will travel to Portugal with Mr Nobody.

3- Miss Nobody keeps trying to convince us Mr Nobody is much better than the Real Madrid player: "He has given me much more expensive gifts than Ronaldo ever did ..." Vagina always for sale!

Meet David, One Of Thousands Of Men Bugsy Bedded!

2009-09-03T17:10:00.000+02:00

His name is David and he's from S'arenal. David & Plus Size Nereida had a relationship before she became Cristiano Ronaldo's girlfriend. David used to call her my baby.

Plus Size Wag Does Maxmen October 2009

2009-09-03T08:19:00.005+02:00

DON'T BUY IT!!!!

Credit to Lizzy

Plus Size Nereida Needs To Realize That She Will Never Be A Model

2009-09-02T12:00:00.002+02:00

Photographer Miguel Cambacan searching for Galician female models on tumasters.com. Plus Size Nereida responded to the ad on May 9, 2009: I'd like to send you my curriculum and to introduce myself bye bye.

Bugsy Has A Job (And It's Not To Change Adult Diapers)

2009-09-01T17:02:00.001+02:00

Ex nursing assistant Nereida Gallardo Alvarez best known as Cristiano Ronaldo's ex girlfriend will handle public relations for Winter club,in Porto. She will get €2500 per month to work just one day a week.

Source: Correio da Manha

Cinderfuckingrella Story

2009-08-29T19:40:00.002+02:00

STARRING: Cristiano Ronaldo in the role of the Prince

Nereida Gallardo Alvarez in the role of Cinderfuckingrella

Once upon a time on a far Spanish island there was a poor and fat girl named Cinderfuckingrella. She lived with her mother and her stepfather. She had to work hard all day as nursing assistant in a geriatric clinic for minimum wage (800 Euros). Only when evening came was the poor girl allowed to hit up the night clubs looking for sex with some random man. She used to spend long hours to get fucked in every position possible in every place possible. That is how she got the nickname, for everybody called her Cinderfuckingrella.

One day the Prince landed with a few companions on the island. The rumor reached the ears of Cinderfuckingrella. 'Oh, I wish i could meet him ,' she thought. "But how?" Suddenly something amazing happened. In the kitchen, where Cinderfuckingrella was sitting all by herself, there was a burst of light and a fairy appeared. "Don't be alarmed, Cinderfuckingrella," said the fairy. "The wind blew me your sighs. I know you would love to meet the Prince. And so you shall!" "How can I win him?" Cinderfuckingrella replied. The fairy smiled. With a flick of her magic wand... gave Cinderfuckingrella a pair of huge silicone boobs. With another flick of the magic wand Cinderfuckingrella was prodigiously transported into Tito's club VIP area where the Prince was partying . When the Prince set eyes on Cinderfuckingrella, he was struck by her giant boobs. They left the club together in the early hours of the morning and they lived happily for seven months.

One sad day the Prince dumped her for a new squeeze. Cinderfuckingrella swore revenge. She publicly blamed the Prince's mum Dolores for the break-up and flung abuse at her ex. Cinderfuckingrella discovered that stupid people were willing to pay money to hear what she had to say.

It has been like a year since the Prince dumped Cinderfuckingrella. Certainly she will never become a princess but she has her little nest egg put aside. This year Cindefuckingrella has amassed money thanks to her relationship with the Prince. She earned a total of 250.000 euros.

Interviews: 235.000

Carnival: 4.000

Attendance: 24.500

TOTAL: 253.500 euros

Source: Correio da Manha

Bugsy, Look in the Mirror Before You Go Out!

2009-08-26T19:36:00.005+02:00

Plus Size Nereida made an appearance at Pacha Ofir in Portimão, on August 20. For this formal occasion she chose to wear a black mini dress which revealed her short fat legs and unsightly cellulite. This woman really should look in a mirror before they goes out.

Plus Size Nereida Casting Virtual Profile

2009-08-26T10:45:00.001+02:00

Plus Size Nereida is a member of Casting-Virtual, a social Network community for aspiring actors, artists, dancers, models, agents, photographers... Writing her online profile she made several grammatical mistakes.

Mr Nobody's Dirty Past

2009-08-26T00:10:00.001+02:00

As Vaya Par reported some time ago Pedro Sabater best known as boyfriend of Cristiano Ronaldo ex girlfriend, was dating a Majorcan girl. The couple had four apartments, some common properties and maintained joint bank accounts. The girl ended their long term relationship when she discovered Pedro fucking Nympho Nereida on the floor of their love nest. Dumped once Pedro continued his affair with dumped twice Nereida.

Mr Nobody gifted Miss Nobody a gold Rolex watch and other expensive presents he bought with his ex girlfriend money. According to Maria Patiño the issue is in judge's hands.

Source: mallorcadiario.com

Plus Size Nereida Rejected Again!

2009-08-25T19:10:00.002+02:00

Wow! Plus Size Nereida Maxmen cover is great. How much weight has she lost? Miracle of photoshop? No...The truth is that the model in lace lingerie is not Nereida. According to Correio da Manha Bugsy should have been on the cover of September's Maxmen issue but the magazine chose Lucia Garcia instead of Bugsy. Yet another humiliating rejection !

Credit to Lizzy

Déjà Vu: Plus Size Nereida Recycles Her Wardrobe

2009-08-25T00:56:00.002+02:00

Plus Size Nereida wore a strapless black dress to celebrate Maxmen Magazine at the Sasha Beach Club in Portimão on Saturday 22 August. We had seen that dress before... Cristiano Ronaldo ex girlfriend wore it for an event in Portugal at the end of june. In times of recession trash Nereida is recycling older dresses to save money. Smart move, Bugsy! However if you are attending big celebration parties and you know you are going to be photographed, I would suggest you to not wear the same dress. Fashion faux pas, girl!

Plus Size Nereida Exposing Fat Sausage Legs At Pacha

2009-08-24T20:53:00.003+02:00

Whale Sighting In Portugal!

2009-08-22T12:25:00.003+02:00

Plus Size Nereida was spotted by Correio da Manha dragging a red suitcase as she arrived at the airport Sá Carneiro in Porto on Friday. Late in the evening Bugsy and her big hairy ass were guests at the Pacha Ofir Club. She got paid 1500 Euros for it.

Plus Size Nereida Following In Jaciara's Footsteps

2009-08-21T19:10:00.000+02:00

Plus Size Nereida is not a size “zero” but proudly will show off her chubby body in sexy photoshoot for Maxmen following in the footsteps of another ex wag, Jaciara Deco. Portugal midfielder Deco ex wife is on the cover of Maxmen Portugal August 2009 issue. Bugsy demanded anything less than 30,000 Euros to show some skins but she's not Adriana Lima and had settle for 3,000 Euros.

Plus Size Nereida: "I hope Cristiano Is Very Happy"

2009-08-21T14:15:00.000+02:00

It is rumored that Cristiano Ronaldo has a new Spanish girlfriend. Questioned by Tal Cual Verano about her ex-boyfriend new relationship, Plus Size Nereida shamelessly lies: "I hope Cristiano is very happy".

Plus Size Nereida Pacha Flyer

2009-08-20T13:10:00.000+02:00

Thanks to Lizzy

Miss & Mr Nobody Desperate 4 Fame

2009-08-19T18:54:00.008+02:00

Before there was Doña Nereida Gallardo. Now there are Doña Nereida and Don Pedro Sabater. Plus Size Nereida and her proletarian new man are using Cristiano Ronaldo to get their 15 minutes of fame. They have cleaning service as their business and.... CR9. The most fame-hungry couple alive was on Tele Cinco tv show El Programa de Verano talking about...guess who?

Plus Size Nereida In XL Triton Dress

2009-08-19T18:45:00.002+02:00

Ronaldo's Friends Slam Bugsy

2009-08-18T07:05:00.000+02:00

Plus Size Nereida wants revenge for being dumped and humiliated in front of millions of people. That's one of the reason (reason #2: money) why she dissed Cristiano Ronaldo and his family on Spanish Tv, again! It was the third time she has been on Donde Estas Corazon. CR9's friends watched Bugsy's interview and they were very disappointed.

Daniel Nascimento, close friend of Ronaldo - What this "lady" is doing is depicable. She stoops ever lower. The power of money.

Filipa de Castro - She's very mean. I'm wordless.

Nélson, Belenense's goalkeeper and Ronaldo's long time friend - She's trying to get fame and to damage his career. But she can't. His successful career is a result of his talent.

Source: Correio da Manha

Thanks to Lizzy

Wanna See Something Ridiculously Pathetic?

2009-08-13T13:25:00.003+02:00

Thanks to Lizzy

Best Pic Ever

2009-08-11T15:03:00.001+02:00

Thanks to Lizzy

Shameless Nereida Ashamed?

2009-08-10T14:00:00.001+02:00

She promised to reveal Cristiano Ronaldo's dirty sex secrets on tv show Donde Estas Corazon, but there wasn't explosive revelations. Dressed in a sexy white dress, the trollop sat on the guest chair and began to cry like a Magdalene. And cries without stopping. Kleenex and Kleenex to dry her tears because:"I am ashamed of what I did in front of Cristiano. I was drunk and didn't know what I was doing", she told. Backbiters assure that she is not so repentant. The day after the Mood Beach "incident" Plus Size Nereida staid at home all the day telling all her friends how she threw herself over CR9's car. Miss Nobody wants to be famous. At whatever costs! Mr Nobody also wanted a slice of fame and phoned DEC show to voice support his girlfriend.

Source: El Semanal Digital, Diario de Mallorca

Plus Size Nereida And Her Devil’s Kiss

2009-08-07T17:56:00.004+02:00

When asked by a reporter outside the nightclub if she sent Cristiano a kiss, Nereida Gallardo responds, “Yes. A devil’s kiss“... Kickette Blog

Ask Nereida

2009-08-07T11:36:00.006+02:00

Happy to extend her 15 minutes of fame pocking 100,000 Euros, shameless Nereida will reveal dirty CR9 secrets on DEC tonight. Send your questions or comments to DEC.

The Most Pathetic Interview Ever

2009-08-06T21:25:00.003+02:00

Thanks to Lizzy

Lies & Nereida Have Short Legs

2009-08-06T21:10:00.005+02:00

Confused Plus Size Nereida can't even remember what lies she told. Not even a year ago Bugsy revealed on the Spanish show Donde Estas Corazon that ex boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo is great in bed: "I'd give him a 9 or 10 on a scale from 1 to 10 in bed. Even 11. That's why I was with him". After the soccer player humilated her in public she changes her mind and claims he is not a sex god. Talks to tras show Vaya Par about the size of CR9 penis and elephant shaped tanga born as projections of her perverse fantasy. Again confesses "I could have sex 3-4 times, he fell asleep after the first time". Nympho Nereida could fuck the entire Real Madrid team and then moved to Barcelona and fuck the entire FC Barcelona footbal team.

REMEMBER, dear Nereida: like you lies have short legs.

Plus Size Nereida Still Stalking CR9

2009-08-06T00:18:00.014+02:00

She looks like a fat street hooker! Oops! She's a fat street hooker!!!!

Thanks to Lizzy

Plus Size Nereida Insinuates That CR9 Is Gay

2009-08-05T22:10:00.003+02:00

Plus Size Nereida has been pictured giving a rude hand gesture toward Cristiano Ronaldo.

Failed model Nereida Gallardo was left disappointed when Ronaldo ignored her and a security guard then prevented her from speaking to her former flame. Gallardo was then heard protesting: "But he is my ex-boyfriend." Mocked, scorn and humiliated Bugsy made an obscene gesture touching the forefinger and thumb to form a circle. In Germany and most of South America, it is an insult, similar to giving someone the finger in the United States, while in Turkey it is a derogatory gesture used to imply that someone is homosexual.

Now the hysterical ex nurse's assistant is hiding in her parents home in Palma De Mallorca to lick her wounds.

Thanks to Lizzy

Miss & Mr Nobody

2009-08-05T07:04:00.007+02:00

Miss Nobody met Mr Nobody at the gym. They both are from Palma de Mallorca and both unemployed. Mr Nobody real name is Pedro. He worked in the Real Estate sector and now he is trying to rebuild his career after the financial collapse of his activities. Talking to friends and family Miss Nobody confessed she wants to get the greatest benefits from her relationship with Cristiano Ronaldo. With the blessing of Mr Nobody.

Source: El Mundo

Psycho Nereida Obsessed With Her Ex

2009-08-04T20:21:00.000+02:00

Is Plus Size Nereida losing her mind?I'm worried about her. This is getting too crazy. Cristiano Ronaldo was partying with a friend in Majorca, obsessed Nereida waited outside the nightclub... and waited...for her ex. Plus Size Nereida tried to approach him and was promptly tackled by a a security guard. Cristiano ignored her and continued walking towards a waiting car. A hysterical Nereida threw herself at Ronaldo's car kissing the windshield.

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Do You Want To Ride In A Hot Air Ballon?

2009-08-03T19:51:00.000+02:00

I bet Plus Size Nereida can fly to the moon with her hot air balloon-like ass!

When The Fox Can't Reach The Grapes, She Says That They Are Sour!

2009-08-02T18:15:00.001+02:00

Dumped twice Nereida guarantees to Vidas she feels better without Cristiano Ronaldo. "My heart belongs to a man from Mallorca, now. He is not a soccer player". She reminds me of a fable by the great Aesop called The Fox And The Grapes....

Plus Size Nereida's Pathetic Show

2009-07-28T20:08:00.002+02:00

Legs wide spread, skirt up, cellulite in sight, cigarette in the hand. Plus Size Nereida put on a sexy dance show at the launch of Manta Beach Club. I don't think she could get more pathetic. Or maybe yes?

Plus Size Nereida Warns Her Ex

2009-07-28T20:00:00.002+02:00

Plus Size Nereida warns Cristiano Ronaldo to be careful with other Spanish vipers who want to take advantage of him. "He must be very careful because there are many women who just want to take advantage of him", suggests. When someone point out she has earned almost 5000 Euro to be guest at the inauguration of Manta Beach Club, Bugsy justifies herself : "It would be stupid to refuse an invitation". And Doña Nereida is just fat, not stupid.

God Save Portugal!

2009-07-24T20:50:00.002+02:00

Plus Size Nereida is coming to Portugal again! She will attend an event in Algarve at the end of August. You can blame events manager Daniel Martins for Bugsy's return on Portuguese land, yes, the same man who took her to S.Valentine's day ball.

Thanks to Lizzy

Plus Size Nereida Stalking Cristiano Into The Santiago Bernabeu

2009-07-14T20:08:00.007+02:00

See the video of Plus Size Nereida stalking her ex boyfriend at his presentation at the Bernabeu in Madrid. She demanded 3,500 Euro to speak according to Correo De Manha. Bugsy showed off CR7 tattoo and Cristiano Ronaldo/Merche Romero ring on her pudgy finger.

Thanks to Lizzy

Plus Size Nereida Dumped Anniversary

2009-07-14T15:55:00.000+02:00

July 14, 2009 - It's been 1 year! Bugsy got her huge ass dumped via text message a year ago. She went on Spanish show Tal y Qual after the split and told the world how Cristiano Ronaldo ended the relationship and the world didn't blame the soccer player for it. According to Bugsy the reason behind the break up was Ronaldo's mum (she's trying to save the face). According to press reports "Fit" lefted "Fat"for another woman named Letizia Filippi (dumped too!) Happy dumped anniversary, Bugsy!

Thanks Lizzy

Plus Size Nereida Is Going Bald

2009-07-12T11:24:00.001+02:00

Plus Size Nereida uses a fringe to hide her bald forehead. According to hair loss calculator, Bugsy is quite possibly going to lose all or a significant amount of her hair. The calculator estimates she will lose most if not all of her hair within 10-15 years.

Plus Size Stalker!

2009-07-07T23:50:00.000+02:00

Is Plus Size Nereida stalking ex boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo? It appears that way. After following ex-boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo to Madrid yesterday, Bugsy spent the day shadowing her ex around town. Her mission began at La Moraleja private hospital where Ronaldo went for his medical text. In the evening crazy and obsessed Nereida followed him into the Santiago Bernabeu Stadium to see Ronaldo's official presentation. Bugsy is so desperate for fame she has left her dignity in the gutter. She refuses to leave Ronaldo and his family alone. It is shameful and scary.

Cristiano & Nereida meet again

SUPER Photoshopped Porneida!

2009-07-01T13:58:00.000+02:00

The most photoshopped photo of Interviù shoot. Plus Size Nereida is almost unrecognisable!

Credit to Lizzy

Plus Size Nereida: For Sale To The Highest Bidder

2009-06-28T16:00:00.002+02:00

Money makes the world go around... Plus Size Nereida is hungry for money as ticks are hungry for blood. The podgy Mallorcan doesn't speak to Pedro Prieto anymore, she get into a quarrel with Julian Aguirre. The apple of discord is Nereida's fee for a tv appearance. After Cristiano Ronaldo record transfer to Real Madrid, Plus Size Nereida must have thought she is worth 94 millions as her ex boyfriend so demanded a plus size fee to be a guest on IB3 show "Temporada Alta". Bugsy and her agent were insistent she wouldn't do it for a smaller sum.The producers refused and walked away. Yet another rejection. Her claims were already been refused by every Spanish national television. Now Bugsy has only two choices: lowering her fee or return to change adult diapers.

Source: Mallorca Diario

Ode To Photoshop!

2009-06-27T17:45:00.003+02:00

If you want to become a celebrity but talent is just not on your side, just show skin to get business. These are images of model wannabe Nereida "Bugsy" Gallardo, who tried to have a modeling career but failed miserably. Now, she has been reduced to posing naked for Interviù. She looks hot in some pictures, but they photoshopped every inch!

If you have the non-photoshopped version, please send me to plussizewag@yahoo.com

Plastic Boobs No Brain

2009-06-24T23:45:00.002+02:00

"I really enjoyed the pictures and my family supported me," said Plus Size Nereida to Correio Manha, on the same day Interviù magazine was launched in Spain. "The photos were taken just a month ago. "At the time she made her airbrushed pictures, Cristiano Ronaldo was not yet a Real Madrid player. Coincidence or marketing maneuver? None of this. We all know Bugsy cannot count so what she thinks is a month is really like 2 weeks ago...
Questioned about whether Real Madrid is her team, the Rabbit Girl clears: "I do not have a specific team."She doesn't like soccer she likes soccer players. Better if they play for los Merengues....

Thanks To Lizzy

Plus Size Nereida Has A Napoleon Complex

2009-06-22T23:50:00.003+02:00

This year Plus Size Nereida has signed with a small Model and Hostess Agency in Spain that has updated her portfolio: topless pictures, short bio & curriculum vitae.

NEREIDA GALLARDO ALVAREZ (Mallorcan Model)

HEIGTH: 1'70 (5'6)

BUST: 90 ( 35.4)

WAIST: 63 (24.8)

HIPS:96 (37.8 )

CV: Modeling for aesthetic clinic in Pollença (Palma De Mallorca), catalogue and web model, modeling for aesthetic clinic Riveira, in Portugal, carnival queen in Oporto 2009, model for a new Portuguese firm 2009.

Plus Size Nereida must have though that add a few inches to her height can help her modeling career. I've seen her original portfolio when she was signed with Paraguayan agency Altamodel Management and she's not more than 1,67 (5.4). Seems like humpty-dumpty Nereida has some height complex.

Other Photos From Plus Size Nereida's Portfolio

Plus Size Nereida Has Fear Of Paris

2009-06-22T07:15:00.015+02:00

Dumped by Real Madrid defender Sergio Ramos and by Real Madrid forward Cristiano Ronaldo , Plus Size Nereida consoles herself rubbing her vagina with a Real Madrid shirt.

Paris Hilton is her biggest fear. Plus Size Nereida is afraid that the American heiress popularity can obscure her. "It was nothing more than a shag. It was just sex. Just one of many girls who slept with him. It was said she didn't wear panties. Every week there's a different girl talking about him."

Speaking about Paris and Cristiano: "He has nothing in common with that girl because she sells her life, he is quite the contrary. He has always wanted to stay out of gossip. But opposite poles attract each other."

Cinderfuckingella also disagrees with Paris Hilton Beckhams plan: "It was said the same about me. I don't want to criticize (Noooo?!) but they (Paris & Cristiano) still lack something to be the new Beckhams. David and Victoria Beckham dress very classy, they were never shameful. Cristiano needs age and experience to be like David Beckham."

About Paris again "I would not speak ill of her. She lives this way because she can. Since nobody criticize her..." And she says clearly: "He (Cristiano) is never going to see her again and if he would see Paris again he would meet her in Hollywood." Envy is a capital sin, ma Chère!

The Woman Who Stole Her Man - Sausage shaped Nereida isn't brave enough to admits that Cristiano Ronaldo dumped her because leggy Letizia Filippi and get all the blame on footballer mom Dolores.

Big Boobs Make You Pretty

2009-06-21T18:20:00.003+02:00

Sad truth. If your breasts is large you are pretty. Despite her cellulite and fatness some newspapers appreciate Plus Size Nereida imperfect body. Gossip Spanish magazine Que Me Dices? has published a lot of
href="http://plussizewag.blogspot.com/2008/08/plus-size-nereida-photocall-whole-world.html#links">bikini pics of this 26 years old Mallorcan a bit overweight. The journalist has eyes only for Nereida's huge watermelons which made him forget all her defects. He says: Nereida, Cristiano Ronaldo's Spanish ex girlfriend. She's impressive. Statuesque in a golden bikini we noticed her last summer.

Plus Size Nereida Show Off Her Enormous Curves For Interviù

2009-06-19T22:25:00.001+02:00

The new cover of Spanish magazine Interviú features the improbable model Nereida Gallardo. Apparently she posed for sexy shoot just wearing a Real Madrid shirt and nothing else. Somebody please tell her she's not Cristiano Ronaldo girlfriend anymore!

Plus Size Nereida Repeats Herself Again And Again...

2009-06-19T00:58:00.018+02:00

Plus Size Nereida reminds me a stink bug tick. Ticks do not jump or fly, although they may drop from their perch and fall onto a host. It will then insert a probe into the skin and begin sucking blood. The humpty- dumpty Nereida can't sing, can't dance, can't act. She's not pretty enough to be a model. She lives through her famous ex boyfriend. Tickeida did take advantage of Cristiano Ronaldo Real Madrid transfer and appeared on the same Spanish tv repeating the same things she said a year ago sniping at Dolores Aveiro: "She asked son to choose between me and the family".

Credit to Lizzy

Fit & Fat: Back Together?

2009-06-16T20:55:00.001+02:00

Dolores Aveiro has appealed to ~~sexy~~ vulgar Nereida Gallardo to win her son back from the 28-year-old hotel heiress. It is known that Dolores, 54, wasn’t quite happy with the Manchester United star’s antics with Paris in Los Angeles, as the duo celebrated his 80million pounds transfer to Real Madrid. And now, sources close to the family have revealed that his concerned mum is hoping that Ronaldo, who dumped Nereida by text, will see a lot more of the Spanish ~~siren~~ hippo after his move to her home country.

"Dolores was really upset with Cristiano over the way he treated Nereida - she felt terrible for her," the Daily Star quoted a family friend as saying. While many people had thought that Dolores never liked Nereida because she thought she was after Cristiano’s money, but that was not true.

*"Dolores liked Nereida and was certain she was going to be the one. After they broke up Dolores kept in touch with her and tried to help her get over him. Then she told Cristiano to apologise to Nereida, and told Nereida to forgive her son," the pal said.

"Cristiano realised he had behaved badly so he sent her a text saying sorry and they started swapping messages. "He has realised how much he missed her - he has fallen in love with her again. It will be easier for him to see more of Nereida now he will be in Madrid,’ the pal added.

The source said: "Nereida would have gone to Los Angeles on holiday with Cristiano but she’s been busy at work (?????????). They are taking things slowly."

What's the Truth?

*Daily Star, 16/06/2009: "Dolores liked Nereida and was certain she was going to be the one. After they broke up Dolores kept in touch with her and tried to help her get over him. Then she told Cristiano to apologise to Nereida, and told Nereida to forgive her son," the pal said.

The Mirror, 27/09/2008: "Nereida blames Ronaldo's mum Dolores for the break-up."There were some problems with his family as they were a little jealous," she said."He's very manipulated by his mother and she was always very protective towards him, which is normal. "But she never called me to try to sort things out."

No Magazine Wants To Put Plus Size Nereida Cellulite On The Cover!

2009-06-08T20:27:00.008+02:00

The wannabe glamour model Nereida Gallardo, ex of Manchester United ace Cristiano Ronaldo, tried to make us believe she has modelling career plans. "I'm going to appear in a Spanish men’s magazine", she announced to Portuguese press on January. We're still waiting for...

No One Really Cares About Plus Size Nereida

2009-05-30T12:20:00.009+02:00

Plus Size Nereida flew to Rome to watch the Champions League final between Barcelona and Manchester United. She posted pics on her facebook. She was there to get press or to win her man back? Failed Mission ... In any case. Papers didn't write about her. No one cared she was there!

Thanks to Lizzy

Humpty-Dumpty Nereida Looking At Dj André Ass

2009-05-19T00:06:00.003+02:00

Big Girl In Tiny Clothes

2009-05-18T13:32:00.005+02:00

Plus Size Nereida was guest at the Consolado Disco on Saturday, February 21. She wore a horrid animal print top one or two size too small and a tight black skirt that clung to her tubby body. Classy disaster!

Plus Size Gabi (Sexy?) Photo Shoot For FHM Portugal

2009-05-02T15:56:00.016+02:00

Waiting for Nipplespierced Nereida photo shoot you can see another Plus Size (ex) Wag: ~~Gabriel~~ Gabriela Etringer posing for FHM Portugal. People seem to not like ~~him~~ her too much. Here's the link. Enter at your own risk!

Plus Size Nereida Nude For Playboy Uk?

2009-05-02T06:49:00.006+02:00

It is rumoured that failed model Nereida Gallardo is posing topless for Playboy Uk and her nipples are pierced. I am wondering if it's really true because the English press seems to have forgotten the poor Nereida!

Credit to Lizzy

2009-04-27T23:23:00.004+02:00

Plus Size Nereida Can Read And Write

Plus Size Nereida can read and write and maybe can count from 1-10. According to a source all-rounded Nereida is planning to write a book about her relationship with ex boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo. Manchester United´s Portuguese player was and still is her only source of income.

Tanks to Lizzy

2009-04-14T16:13:00.001+02:00

Plus Size Nereida Is Not Hot!

Rising Pornstar Plus Size Nereida considers herself hot. Otherwise she wouldn't wear a tiny dress like this. Thing is, it’s only in her mind. She's seriously disturbed. A clear case of mental hallucinations.

2009-04-12T00:22:00.003+02:00

2009-04-10T17:23:00.004+02:00

Plus Size Nereida: Look How Big My Ass Is!

Jennifer Lopez butt looks tiny compared to Plus Size Nereida. Does she wear a pair of padded panties? Her "assets" certainly are enormous, natural or not!

2009-04-07T23:00:00.001+02:00

Plus Size Nereida Terrifies Barcelona With Her Boobs

Plus Size Nereida was spotted at porn director Nacho Vidal's bithday party on Sunday night at Opium Club in Barcelona. She wore a black dress that showed her gigantic breast. What do an ex wag and an a male pornstar have in common? The answer is that chubby Nereida probably is planning to work in the porn industry. Has she finally found her way?

Party guests included another C.Ronaldo ex girlfriend, FIFA football agent Nuria Bermudez.

2009-04-02T19:26:00.004+02:00

Plus Size Wag Kissing Kids On The Lips

Credit To Patricija Bunoza

2009-03-24T23:00:00.006+01:00

Plus Size Nereida Facebook Drama

Apparently someone posted Plus Size Nereida's "personal" photos from facebook somewhere and she is butthurt and deleting her facebook after today. Just some time ago the chubby chubby Spaniard called the Paparazzi to take her pictures with Cristiano Ronaldo. She's suddenly going to become a shy person?

Full credit to Amanda Glover

2009-03-18T07:55:00.002+01:00

The Most Useless Person In The World Turns 26 Today...

....and still has no job!

2009-03-15T23:52:00.015+01:00

Plus Size Women Have More Sex

Women with a high body mass index are more likely to have sex than those with a normal weight, a study has shown.
The study into the relationship between body mass index and sexual behaviour has ruled out the widely held stereotype that overweight and obese women are not as sexually active as more slender women. In fact, the researchers concluded that the opposite was true.

92 per cent of overweight women reported having a history of sexual intercourse with a man, compared with 87 per cent of women with a normal body mass index.
The study was based on data from the 2002 National Survey of Family Growth that looked at the sexual behaviour of more than 7,000 women.

Plus Size Ex Wag Nereida Gallardo (left) and Plus Size Wag Gabriela Entringer (right) are living proof that overweight women are sexually active.

2009-03-14T19:30:00.001+01:00

Plus Size Nereida Show CR Tattoo To Be Recognized

2009-03-14T00:00:00.012+01:00

Fat Women Can Also Find Love: Meet Plus Size Nereida New Man

Source: Thanks To Patricija

2009-03-12T13:36:00.003+01:00

Plus Size Nereida Has One Fan!

Full credit goes to Cassi

2009-03-09T01:15:00.003+01:00

Valentine' s Day : Plus Size Nereida's Huge Ass In A Tight Dress

All Teeth And Tits

2009-03-02T16:45:00.001+01:00

Plus Size's Boobs Took Her To Celebrate Lordelo's Carnival

2009-02-24T16:05:00.000+01:00

Queen For A Day, Cinderfuckingrella For The Rest Of The Year

Plus Size Nereida took part in the 2009 Lordelo Carnival Parade wearing a queen costume. Never seen a queen showing off her boobs before.... Doña Nereida has zero class.

2009-02-20T16:55:00.000+01:00

Plus Size Nereida Made Her Own Plus Size Dress

Plus Size Nereida apparently designed the dress she wore atThe St. Valentine's Day Ball . Considering the banality of her dress it's not at all a surprise. According to Spaniard wannabe model gala dresses are not easy to find in Palma de Mallorca. The Mallorcan people assured me that Palma is a great place to shop, because there are beside the well known shops a lot of small shops. Maybe she meant to say plus size gala dresses are hard to find in Palma de Mallorca.

2009-02-13T23:25:00.006+01:00

Gio Rodrigues Refused To Dress Plus Size Nereida

Designer Gio Rodrigues refused to dress Cristiano Ronaldo ex girlfriend for the Valentine Ball because he dislikes her boorish behavior.

Portuguese fashion designer has been contacted through Doña Nereida intermediaries to dress the rounded Spanish. "Her image is not suitable for my collection, expecially because she made improper claims about Cristiano Ronaldo and his family after the break up. She made various disrespectful comments about a person I admire very much".

Another Ronaldo's ex, Merche Romero, will be walking the runway wearing Gio Rodrigues Lingerie. " Merche is the only woman I recognize as Ronaldo ex-girlfriend. She's person of principles, she never made negative comments about the footballer. Merche admires him", said the designer.

2009-02-12T19:05:00.000+01:00

Dumped Twice Nereida Still Believes In Love

Used once and thrown away could be her slogan, but Plus Size Nereida never stopped believing in ~~SEX~~ LOVE.
Spanish ex wag will be special guest at the Valentine Ball which will take place on Valentine's Day, Saturday, Feb. 14, at the "Palácio na Bolsa", Invicta, Portugal.

2009-02-04T15:50:00.001+01:00

Plus Size Nereida At The VIC Club: Wig & Double Chin

2009-01-28T20:00:00.004+01:00

Plus Size Wag: Another Beauty Contest, Another Defeat

Digging into Doña Nereida Gallardo past we learn that she participated in two beauty contests: Chica Man Baleares and Chica Primera Linea Baleares. This time she did a little better: third place. Not sufficient to go to the national contest. Big boobs can't make miracles!

Credit to Patricia

2009-01-27T13:55:00.001+01:00

What's Bigger? Nereida's Boobs Or Ass?

Plus Size Nereida has big boobs in front and behind.

2009-01-26T01:30:00.002+01:00

Plus Size Nereida: Still Plus Size, Wag No More

Black dress to look thinner, high heel shoes to look taller, long hair extensions to hide her bad hair cut, Plus Size Nereida aka Ronaldo's ex girlfriend aka the most useless person in the world did not look vomitous at VCI discotheque.

The wannabe someone said to the press:"I'm going to appear in a Spanish men’s magazine. She announces she's not in love: "I'm seeing a man. He is not in the entertainment business". She always come back to talk about her famous ex, Cristiano Ronaldo. When the footballer won th Fifa World player Of The Year Plus Size Nereida sent a text message to him: "I congratuled him. He replied to my message: Thank you". If this was an attempt at rapprochement, you have failed miserably,Doña Nereida!

The day after, the improbable model has flown to Spain with 7000 Euro in her pocket. Olé!

2009-01-25T12:05:00.017+01:00

Plus Size Nereida Croatia Interview

Part 1

Part 2

Credit to Patricia

2009-01-23T08:13:00.006+01:00

Saturday Night With Plus Size Nereida

Plus Size Nereida will be guest at the VCI discoteque, in Porto, Portugal, on Saturday 24. People, don't Go!!!!

2009-01-04T13:48:00.001+01:00

Plus Size Wag's Hair Is Thinning On Her Forhead

2009-01-01T14:32:00.001+01:00

Plus Size Wag Wishes You A Happy New Year 2009

2008-12-31T19:51:00.009+01:00

Big In Portugal

Ex wag-wannabe glamour model-without job- Nereida is the second Portugal's most searched person on Internet. This year's number one is actress, singer, presenter Luciana Abreu. 3rd classified English singer-songwriter Amy Winehouse.

Plus Size Nereida is about 10 times larger than Amy!

Top 10 Portugal's Most Searched Person

1 - Luciana Abreu

2 - Nereida Gallardo

3 - Amy Winehouse

4 - Ana Malhoa

5 - Soraia Chaves

6 - Jessica Alba

7 - Diana Chaves

8 - Fernando Pessoa

9 - Carla Matadinho

10 - Paris Hilton

2008-12-25T00:42:00.006+01:00