Saturday, May 30, 2009

No One Really Cares About Plus Size Nereida


Plus Size Nereida flew to Rome to watch the Champions League final between Barcelona and Manchester United. She posted pics on her facebook. She was there to get press or to win her man back? Failed Mission ... In any case. Papers didn't write about her. No one cared she was there!

Thanks to Lizzy

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Humpty-Dumpty Nereida Looking At Dj André Ass



Monday, May 18, 2009

Big Girl In Tiny Clothes



Plus Size Nereida was guest at the Consolado Disco on Saturday, February 21. She wore a horrid animal print top one or two size too small and a tight black skirt that clung to her tubby body. Classy disaster!




Saturday, May 2, 2009

Plus Size Gabi (Sexy?) Photo Shoot For FHM Portugal




Waiting for Nipplespierced Nereida photo shoot you can see another Plus Size (ex) Wag: Gabriel Gabriela Etringer posing for FHM Portugal.
People seem to not like him her too much. Here's the link. Enter at your own risk!

Plus Size Nereida Nude For Playboy Uk?




It is rumoured that failed model Nereida Gallardo is posing topless for Playboy Uk and her nipples are pierced. I am wondering if it's really true because the English press seems to have forgotten the poor Nereida!

Credit to Lizzy

Monday, April 27, 2009

Plus Size Nereida Can Read And Write


Plus Size Nereida can read and write and maybe
can count from 1-10
. According to a source all-rounded Nereida is planning to write a book about her relationship with ex boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo. Manchester United´s Portuguese player was and still is her only source of income.

Tanks to Lizzy

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Plus Size Nereida Is Not Hot!

Rising Pornstar Plus Size Nereida considers herself hot. Otherwise she wouldn't wear a tiny dress like this. Thing is, it’s only in her mind. She's seriously disturbed. A clear case of mental hallucinations.










Sunday, April 12, 2009

Friday, April 10, 2009

Plus Size Nereida: Look How Big My Ass Is!

Jennifer Lopez butt looks tiny compared to Plus Size Nereida
. Does she wear a pair of padded panties? Her "assets" certainly are enormous, natural or not!



Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Plus Size Nereida Terrifies Barcelona With Her Boobs

Plus Size Nereida was spotted at porn director Nacho Vidal's bithday party on Sunday night at Opium Club in Barcelona. She wore a black dress that showed her gigantic breast. What do an ex wag and an a male pornstar have in common? The answer is that chubby Nereida probably is planning to work in the porn industry. Has she finally found her way?

Party guests included another C.Ronaldo ex girlfriend, FIFA
football agent Nuria Bermudez.