Sunday, June 21, 2009

Big Boobs Make You Pretty



Sad truth. If your breasts is large you are pretty. Despite her cellulite and fatness some newspapers appreciate Plus Size Nereida imperfect body. Gossip Spanish magazine Que Me Dices? has published a lot of
href="http://plussizewag.blogspot.com/2008/08/plus-size-nereida-photocall-whole-world.html#links">bikini pics
of this 26 years old Mallorcan a bit overweight. The journalist has eyes only for Nereida's huge watermelons which made him forget all her defects. He says: Nereida, Cristiano Ronaldo's Spanish ex girlfriend. She's impressive. Statuesque in a golden bikini we noticed her last summer.







Friday, June 19, 2009

Plus Size Nereida Show Off Her Enormous Curves For Interviù




The new cover of Spanish magazine Interviú features the improbable model Nereida Gallardo. Apparently she posed for sexy shoot just wearing a Real Madrid shirt and nothing else. Somebody please tell her she's not Cristiano Ronaldo girlfriend anymore!

Plus Size Nereida Repeats Herself Again And Again...




Plus Size Nereida reminds me a stink bug tick.
Ticks do not jump or fly, although they may drop from their perch and fall onto a host. It will then insert a probe into the skin and begin sucking blood. The humpty- dumpty Nereida can't sing, can't dance, can't act. She's not pretty enough to be a model. She lives through her famous ex boyfriend. Tickeida did take advantage of Cristiano Ronaldo Real Madrid transfer and appeared on the same Spanish tv repeating the same things she said a year ago sniping at Dolores Aveiro: "She asked son to choose between me and the family".

Credit to Lizzy

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Fit & Fat: Back Together?




Dolores Aveiro has appealed to sexy vulgar Nereida Gallardo to win her son back from the 28-year-old hotel heiress.
It is known that Dolores, 54, wasn’t quite happy with the Manchester United star’s antics with Paris in Los Angeles, as the duo celebrated his 80million pounds transfer to Real Madrid. And now, sources close to the family have revealed that his concerned mum is hoping that Ronaldo, who dumped Nereida by text, will see a lot more of the Spanish siren hippo after his move to her home country.

"Dolores was really upset with Cristiano over the way he treated Nereida - she felt terrible for her," the Daily Star quoted a family friend as saying.
While many people had thought that Dolores never liked Nereida because she thought she was after Cristiano’s money, but that was not true.

*"Dolores liked Nereida and was certain she was going to be the one. After they broke up Dolores kept in touch with her and tried to help her get over him. Then she told Cristiano to apologise to Nereida, and told Nereida to forgive her son," the pal said.

"Cristiano realised he had behaved badly so he sent her a text saying sorry and they started swapping messages. "He has realised how much he missed her - he has fallen in love with her again. It will be easier for him to see more of Nereida now he will be in Madrid,’ the pal added.

The source said: "Nereida would have gone to Los Angeles on holiday with Cristiano but she’s been busy at work (?????????). They are taking things slowly."


What's the Truth?


*Daily Star, 16/06/2009: "Dolores liked Nereida and was certain she was going to be the one. After they broke up Dolores kept in touch with her and tried to help her get over him. Then she told Cristiano to apologise to Nereida, and told Nereida to forgive her son," the pal said.

The Mirror
, 27/09/2008: "
Nereida blames Ronaldo's mum Dolores for the break-up."There were some problems with his family as they were a little jealous," she said."He's very manipulated by his mother and she was always very protective towards him, which is normal. "But she never called me to try to sort things out."

Monday, June 8, 2009

No Magazine Wants To Put Plus Size Nereida Cellulite On The Cover!




The wannabe glamour model Nereida Gallardo, ex of Manchester United ace Cristiano Ronaldo, tried to make us believe she has modelling career plans
. "I'm going to appear in a Spanish men’s magazine", she announced to Portuguese press on January. We're still waiting for...

Saturday, May 30, 2009

No One Really Cares About Plus Size Nereida


Plus Size Nereida flew to Rome to watch the Champions League final between Barcelona and Manchester United. She posted pics on her facebook. She was there to get press or to win her man back? Failed Mission ... In any case. Papers didn't write about her. No one cared she was there!

Thanks to Lizzy

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Humpty-Dumpty Nereida Looking At Dj André Ass



Monday, May 18, 2009

Big Girl In Tiny Clothes



Plus Size Nereida was guest at the Consolado Disco on Saturday, February 21. She wore a horrid animal print top one or two size too small and a tight black skirt that clung to her tubby body. Classy disaster!




Saturday, May 2, 2009

Plus Size Gabi (Sexy?) Photo Shoot For FHM Portugal




Waiting for Nipplespierced Nereida photo shoot you can see another Plus Size (ex) Wag: Gabriel Gabriela Etringer posing for FHM Portugal.
People seem to not like him her too much. Here's the link. Enter at your own risk!

Plus Size Nereida Nude For Playboy Uk?




It is rumoured that failed model Nereida Gallardo is posing topless for Playboy Uk and her nipples are pierced. I am wondering if it's really true because the English press seems to have forgotten the poor Nereida!

Credit to Lizzy