Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Plus Size Nereida Stalking Cristiano Into The Santiago Bernabeu

See the video of Plus Size Nereida stalking her ex boyfriend at his presentation at the Bernabeu in Madrid. She demanded 3,500 Euro to speak according to Correo De Manha. Bugsy showed off CR7 tattoo and Cristiano Ronaldo/Merche Romero ring on her pudgy finger.




Thanks to Lizzy

Plus Size Nereida Dumped Anniversary


July 14, 2009 - It's been 1 year! Bugsy got her huge ass dumped via text message a year ago. She went on Spanish show Tal y Qual after the split and told the world how Cristiano Ronaldo ended the relationship and the world didn't blame the soccer player for it. According to Bugsy the reason behind the break up was Ronaldo's mum (she's trying to save the face). According to press reports "Fit" lefted "Fat"for another woman named Letizia Filippi (dumped too!) Happy dumped anniversary, Bugsy!

Thanks Lizzy

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Plus Size Nereida Is Going Bald





Plus Size Nereida uses a fringe to hide her bald forehead.
According to hair loss calculator, Bugsy is quite possibly going to lose all or a significant amount of her hair. The calculator estimates she will lose most if not all of her hair within 10-15 years.


Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Plus Size Stalker!


Is Plus Size Nereida stalking ex boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo? It appears that way. After following ex-boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo to Madrid yesterday, Bugsy spent the day shadowing her ex around town. Her mission began at La Moraleja private hospital where Ronaldo went for his medical text. In the evening crazy and obsessed Nereida followed him into the Santiago Bernabeu Stadium to see Ronaldo's official presentation. Bugsy is so desperate for fame she has left her dignity in the gutter. She refuses to leave Ronaldo and his family alone. It is shameful and scary.

Cristiano & Nereida meet again

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

SUPER Photoshopped Porneida!


The most photoshopped photo of Interviù shoot. Plus Size Nereida is almost unrecognisable!

Credit to Lizzy

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Plus Size Nereida: For Sale To The Highest Bidder


Money makes the world go around... Plus Size Nereida is hungry for money as ticks are hungry for blood. The podgy Mallorcan doesn't speak to Pedro Prieto anymore, she get into a quarrel with Julian Aguirre. The apple of discord is Nereida's fee for a tv appearance. After Cristiano Ronaldo record transfer to Real Madrid, Plus Size Nereida must have thought she is worth 94 millions as her ex boyfriend so demanded a plus size fee to be a guest on IB3 show "Temporada Alta". Bugsy and her agent were insistent she wouldn't do it for a smaller sum.The producers refused and walked away. Yet another rejection. Her claims were already been refused by every Spanish national television. Now Bugsy has only two choices: lowering her fee or return to change adult diapers.

Source: Mallorca Diario

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Ode To Photoshop!





If you want to become a celebrity but talent is just not on your side, just show skin to get business. These are images of model wannabe Nereida "Bugsy" Gallardo, who tried to have a modeling career but failed miserably. Now, she has been reduced to posing naked for Interviù. She looks hot in some pictures, but they photoshopped every inch!

If you have the
non-photoshopped version, please send me to plussizewag@yahoo.com

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Plastic Boobs No Brain


"I really enjoyed the pictures and my family supported me," said Plus Size Nereida to Correio Manha, on the same day Interviù magazine was launched in Spain. "The photos were taken just a month ago. "At the time she made her airbrushed pictures, Cristiano Ronaldo was not yet a Real Madrid player. Coincidence or marketing maneuver? None of this. We all know Bugsy cannot count so what she thinks is a month is really like 2 weeks ago...
Questioned about whether Real Madrid is her team, the Rabbit Girl clears: "I do not have a specific team."She doesn't like soccer she likes soccer players. Better if they play for los Merengues....

Thanks To Lizzy

Monday, June 22, 2009

Plus Size Nereida Has A Napoleon Complex


This year Plus Size Nereida has signed with a small Model and Hostess Agency in Spain that has updated her portfolio: topless pictures, short bio & curriculum vitae.

NEREIDA GALLARDO ALVAREZ (Mallorcan Model)

HEIGTH: 1'70 (5'6)

BUST: 90 ( 35.4)

WAIST: 63 (24.8)

HIPS:96 (37.8 )

CV: Modeling for aesthetic clinic in Pollença (Palma De Mallorca), catalogue and web model, modeling for aesthetic clinic Riveira, in Portugal, carnival queen in Oporto 2009, model for a new Portuguese firm 2009.

Plus Size Nereida must have though that add a few inches to her height can help her modeling career. I've seen her original portfolio when she was signed with Paraguayan agency Altamodel Management and she's not more than 1,67 (5.4). Seems like humpty-dumpty Nereida has some height complex.


Other Photos From Plus Size Nereida's Portfolio






Plus Size Nereida Has Fear Of Paris

Dumped by Real Madrid defender Sergio Ramos and by Real Madrid forward Cristiano Ronaldo , Plus Size Nereida consoles herself rubbing her vagina with a Real Madrid shirt.







Paris Hilton is her biggest fear. Plus Size Nereida is afraid that the American heiress popularity can obscure her. "It was nothing more than a shag. It was just sex. Just one of many girls who slept with him. It was said she didn't wear panties. Every week there's a different girl talking about him."

Speaking about Paris and Cristiano: "He has nothing in common with that girl because she sells her life, he is quite the contrary. He has always wanted to stay out of gossip. But opposite poles attract each other."


Cinderfuckingella also disagrees with Paris Hilton Beckhams plan: "It was said the same about me. I don't want to criticize (Noooo?!) but they (Paris & Cristiano) still lack something to be the new Beckhams. David and Victoria Beckham dress very classy, they were never shameful. Cristiano needs age and experience to be like David Beckham."

About Paris again "I would not speak ill of her. She lives this way because she can. Since nobody criticize her..." And she says clearly: "He (Cristiano) is never going to see her again and if he would see Paris again he would meet her in Hollywood." Envy is a capital sin, ma Chère!

The Woman Who Stole Her Man - Sausage shaped Nereida isn't brave enough to admits that Cristiano Ronaldo dumped her because leggy Letizia Filippi and get all the blame on footballer mom Dolores.