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The Most Pathetic Interview Ever

Thanks to Lizzy

Lies & Nereida Have Short Legs

Confused Plus Size Nereida can't even remember what lies she told. Not even a year ago Bugsy revealed on the Spanish show Donde Estas Corazon that ex boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo is great in bed: "I'd give him a 9 or 10 on a scale from 1 to 10 in bed. Even 11. That's why I was with him". After the soccer player humilated her in public she changes her mind and claims he is not a sex god. Talks to tras show Vaya Par about the size of CR9 penis and elephant shaped tanga born as projections of her perverse fantasy. Again confesses "I could have sex 3-4 times, he fell asleep after the first time". Nympho Nereida could fuck the entire Real Madrid team and then moved to Barcelona and fuck the entire FC Barcelona footbal team.

REMEMBER, dear Nereida: like you lies have short legs.

Plus Size Nereida Still Stalking CR9

She looks like a fat street hooker! Oops! She's a fat street hooker!!!!



Thanks to Lizzy

Plus Size Nereida Insinuates That CR9 Is Gay

Plus Size Nereida has been pictured giving a rude hand gesture toward Cristiano Ronaldo.

Failed model Nereida Gallardo was left disappointed when Ronaldo ignored her and a security guard then prevented her from speaking to her former flame. Gallardo was then heard protesting: "But he is my ex-boyfriend." Mocked, scorn and humiliated Bugsy made an obscene gesture touching the forefinger and thumb to form a circle. In Germany and most of South America, it is an insult, similar to giving someone the finger in the United States, while in Turkey it is a derogatory gesture used to imply that someone is homosexual.

Now the hysterical ex nurse's assistant is hiding in her parents home in Palma De Mallorca to lick her wounds.

Thanks to Lizzy

Miss & Mr Nobody

Miss Nobody met Mr Nobody at the gym. They both are from Palma de Mallorca and both unemployed. Mr Nobody real name is Pedro. He worked in the Real Estate sector and now he is trying to rebuild his career after the financial collapse of his activities. Talking to friends and family Miss Nobody confessed she wants to get the greatest benefits from her relationship with Cristiano Ronaldo. With the blessing of Mr Nobody.

Source: El Mundo

Psycho Nereida Obsessed With Her Ex

Is Plus Size Nereida losing her mind?I'm worried about her. This is getting too crazy. Cristiano Ronaldo was partying with a friend in Majorca, obsessed Nereida waited outside the nightclub... and waited...for her ex. Plus Size Nereida tried to approach him and was promptly tackled by a a security guard. Cristiano ignored her and continued walking towards a waiting car. A hysterical Nereida threw herself at Ronaldo's car kissing the windshield.

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Do You Want To Ride In A Hot Air Ballon?

I bet Plus Size Nereida can fly to the moon with her hot air balloon-like ass!

When The Fox Can't Reach The Grapes, She Says That They Are Sour!

Dumped twice Nereida guarantees to Vidas she feels better without Cristiano Ronaldo. "My heart belongs to a man from Mallorca, now. He is not a soccer player". She reminds me of a fable by the great Aesop called The Fox And The Grapes....

Plus Size Nereida's Pathetic Show

Legs wide spread, skirt up, cellulite in sight, cigarette in the hand. Plus Size Nereida put on a sexy dance show at the launch of Manta Beach Club. I don't think she could get more pathetic. Or maybe yes?