Shameless Nereida Ashamed?

She promised to reveal Cristiano Ronaldo's dirty sex secrets on tv show Donde Estas Corazon, but there wasn't explosive revelations. Dressed in a sexy white dress, the trollop sat on the guest chair and began to cry like a Magdalene. And cries without stopping. Kleenex and Kleenex to dry her tears because:"I am ashamed of what I did in front of Cristiano. I was drunk and didn't know what I was doing", she told. Backbiters assure that she is not so repentant. The day after the Mood Beach "incident" Plus Size Nereida staid at home all the day telling all her friends how she threw herself over CR9's car. Miss Nobody wants to be famous. At whatever costs! Mr Nobody also wanted a slice of fame and phoned DEC show to voice support his girlfriend.

Source: El Semanal Digital, Diario de Mallorca

Plus Size Nereida And Her Devil’s Kiss

When asked by a reporter outside the nightclub if she sent Cristiano a kiss, Nereida Gallardo responds, “Yes. A devil’s kiss“... Kickette Blog

Ask Nereida

Happy to extend her 15 minutes of fame pocking 100,000 Euros, shameless Nereida will reveal dirty CR9 secrets on DEC tonight. Send your questions or comments to DEC.

The Most Pathetic Interview Ever

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Lies & Nereida Have Short Legs

Confused Plus Size Nereida can't even remember what lies she told. Not even a year ago Bugsy revealed on the Spanish show Donde Estas Corazon that ex boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo is great in bed: "I'd give him a 9 or 10 on a scale from 1 to 10 in bed. Even 11. That's why I was with him". After the soccer player humilated her in public she changes her mind and claims he is not a sex god. Talks to tras show Vaya Par about the size of CR9 penis and elephant shaped tanga born as projections of her perverse fantasy. Again confesses "I could have sex 3-4 times, he fell asleep after the first time". Nympho Nereida could fuck the entire Real Madrid team and then moved to Barcelona and fuck the entire FC Barcelona footbal team.

REMEMBER, dear Nereida: like you lies have short legs.

Plus Size Nereida Still Stalking CR9

She looks like a fat street hooker! Oops! She's a fat street hooker!!!!



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Plus Size Nereida Insinuates That CR9 Is Gay

Plus Size Nereida has been pictured giving a rude hand gesture toward Cristiano Ronaldo.

Failed model Nereida Gallardo was left disappointed when Ronaldo ignored her and a security guard then prevented her from speaking to her former flame. Gallardo was then heard protesting: "But he is my ex-boyfriend." Mocked, scorn and humiliated Bugsy made an obscene gesture touching the forefinger and thumb to form a circle. In Germany and most of South America, it is an insult, similar to giving someone the finger in the United States, while in Turkey it is a derogatory gesture used to imply that someone is homosexual.

Now the hysterical ex nurse's assistant is hiding in her parents home in Palma De Mallorca to lick her wounds.

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Miss & Mr Nobody

Miss Nobody met Mr Nobody at the gym. They both are from Palma de Mallorca and both unemployed. Mr Nobody real name is Pedro. He worked in the Real Estate sector and now he is trying to rebuild his career after the financial collapse of his activities. Talking to friends and family Miss Nobody confessed she wants to get the greatest benefits from her relationship with Cristiano Ronaldo. With the blessing of Mr Nobody.

Source: El Mundo

Psycho Nereida Obsessed With Her Ex

Is Plus Size Nereida losing her mind?I'm worried about her. This is getting too crazy. Cristiano Ronaldo was partying with a friend in Majorca, obsessed Nereida waited outside the nightclub... and waited...for her ex. Plus Size Nereida tried to approach him and was promptly tackled by a a security guard. Cristiano ignored her and continued walking towards a waiting car. A hysterical Nereida threw herself at Ronaldo's car kissing the windshield.

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Do You Want To Ride In A Hot Air Ballon?

I bet Plus Size Nereida can fly to the moon with her hot air balloon-like ass!