Cinderfuckingrella Story

STARRING: Cristiano Ronaldo in the role of the Prince

Nereida Gallardo Alvarez in the role of Cinderfuckingrella

Once upon a time on a far Spanish island there was a poor and fat girl named Cinderfuckingrella. She lived with her mother and her stepfather. She had to work hard all day as nursing assistant in a geriatric clinic for minimum wage (800 Euros). Only when evening came was the poor girl allowed to hit up the night clubs looking for sex with some random man. She used to spend long hours to get fucked in every position possible in every place possible. That is how she got the nickname, for everybody called her Cinderfuckingrella.

One day the Prince landed with a few companions on the island. The rumor reached the ears of Cinderfuckingrella. 'Oh, I wish i could meet him ,' she thought. "But how?" Suddenly something amazing happened. In the kitchen, where Cinderfuckingrella was sitting all by herself, there was a burst of light and a fairy appeared. "Don't be alarmed, Cinderfuckingrella," said the fairy. "The wind blew me your sighs. I know you would love to meet the Prince. And so you shall!" "How can I win him?" Cinderfuckingrella replied. The fairy smiled. With a flick of her magic wand... gave Cinderfuckingrella a pair of huge silicone boobs. With another flick of the magic wand Cinderfuckingrella was prodigiously transported into Tito's club VIP area where the Prince was partying . When the Prince set eyes on Cinderfuckingrella, he was struck by her giant boobs. They left the club together in the early hours of the morning and they lived happily for seven months.

One sad day the Prince dumped her for a new squeeze. Cinderfuckingrella swore revenge. She publicly blamed the Prince's mum Dolores for the break-up and flung abuse at her ex. Cinderfuckingrella discovered that stupid people were willing to pay money to hear what she had to say.

It has been like a year since the Prince dumped Cinderfuckingrella. Certainly she will never become a princess but she has her little nest egg put aside. This year Cindefuckingrella has amassed money thanks to her relationship with the Prince. She earned a total of 250.000 euros.

Interviews: 235.000

Carnival: 4.000

Attendance: 24.500

TOTAL: 253.500 euros

Source: Correio da Manha

Bugsy, Look in the Mirror Before You Go Out!

Plus Size Nereida made an appearance at Pacha Ofir in Portimão, on August 20. For this formal occasion she chose to wear a black mini dress which revealed her short fat legs and unsightly cellulite. This woman really should look in a mirror before they goes out.

Plus Size Nereida Casting Virtual Profile

Plus Size Nereida is a member of Casting-Virtual, a social Network community for aspiring actors, artists, dancers, models, agents, photographers... Writing her online profile she made several grammatical mistakes.

Mr Nobody's Dirty Past

As Vaya Par reported some time ago Pedro Sabater best known as boyfriend of Cristiano Ronaldo ex girlfriend, was dating a Majorcan girl. The couple had four apartments, some common properties and maintained joint bank accounts. The girl ended their long term relationship when she discovered Pedro fucking Nympho Nereida on the floor of their love nest. Dumped once Pedro continued his affair with dumped twice Nereida.

Mr Nobody gifted Miss Nobody a gold Rolex watch and other expensive presents he bought with his ex girlfriend money. According to Maria Patiño the issue is in judge's hands.

Source: mallorcadiario.com

Plus Size Nereida Rejected Again!

Wow! Plus Size Nereida Maxmen cover is great. How much weight has she lost? Miracle of photoshop? No...The truth is that the model in lace lingerie is not Nereida. According to Correio da Manha Bugsy should have been on the cover of September's Maxmen issue but the magazine chose Lucia Garcia instead of Bugsy. Yet another humiliating rejection !

Credit to Lizzy

Déjà Vu: Plus Size Nereida Recycles Her Wardrobe

Plus Size Nereida wore a strapless black dress to celebrate Maxmen Magazine at the Sasha Beach Club in Portimão on Saturday 22 August. We had seen that dress before... Cristiano Ronaldo ex girlfriend wore it for an event in Portugal at the end of june. In times of recession trash Nereida is recycling older dresses to save money. Smart move, Bugsy! However if you are attending big celebration parties and you know you are going to be photographed, I would suggest you to not wear the same dress. Fashion faux pas, girl!

Plus Size Nereida Exposing Fat Sausage Legs At Pacha

Whale Sighting In Portugal!

Plus Size Nereida was spotted by Correio da Manha dragging a red suitcase as she arrived at the airport Sá Carneiro in Porto on Friday. Late in the evening Bugsy and her big hairy ass were guests at the Pacha Ofir Club. She got paid 1500 Euros for it.

Plus Size Nereida Following In Jaciara's Footsteps

Plus Size Nereida is not a size “zero” but proudly will show off her chubby body in sexy photoshoot for Maxmen following in the footsteps of another ex wag, Jaciara Deco. Portugal midfielder Deco ex wife is on the cover of Maxmen Portugal August 2009 issue. Bugsy demanded anything less than 30,000 Euros to show some skins but she's not Adriana Lima and had settle for 3,000 Euros.

Plus Size Nereida: "I hope Cristiano Is Very Happy"

It is rumored that Cristiano Ronaldo has a new Spanish girlfriend. Questioned by Tal Cual Verano about her ex-boyfriend new relationship, Plus Size Nereida shamelessly lies: "I hope Cristiano is very happy".