Plus Size Nereida Gets Her Fat Ass Kicked Off

According to Correio de Manha, Plus Size Nereida was laid off from her public relations job at Winter Club. PR and model Cláudia Jacques doesn't want to work with nympho-Nereida and has given ultimatum to Winter's manager Daniel Martins:"Me or Her". The blonde model doesn't want to be associated with Bugsy scandalous image. Carla Matadinho rallied in support of her colleague. Confronted with the choice, the organizers did not think twice before dismissing the Spanish failed model.

Plus Nereida got deeply offended by the attitude of the Portuguese duo. 'She's indignant because will lose 2500 euros', the club source said.

Miss Nobody Show " Three Proofs Of Love" To Mr Nobody

After she made an ass of herself at the Mood Beach club, Plus Size Nereida needs to turn over a new leaf to respect her new boyfriend Pedro Sabater so she doesn't want her insignificant name linked with Cristiano's anymore.

1- Miss Nobody is looking to remove CR tattoo on her wrist. She will remove the letter C and will opt to replace the letter R (Ronaldo) with the letter P (Pedro). Personally I think she will never remove the tattoo. It's her brand recognition.

2- The next time Miss Nobody will travel to Portugal with Mr Nobody.

3- Miss Nobody keeps trying to convince us Mr Nobody is much better than the Real Madrid player: "He has given me much more expensive gifts than Ronaldo ever did ..." Vagina always for sale!

Meet David, One Of Thousands Of Men Bugsy Bedded!

His name is David and he's from S'arenal. David & Plus Size Nereida had a relationship before she became Cristiano Ronaldo's girlfriend. David used to call her my baby.

Plus Size Wag Does Maxmen October 2009

DON'T BUY IT!!!!

Credit to Lizzy

Plus Size Nereida Needs To Realize That She Will Never Be A Model

Photographer Miguel Cambacan searching for Galician female models on tumasters.com. Plus Size Nereida responded to the ad on May 9, 2009: I'd like to send you my curriculum and to introduce myself bye bye.

Bugsy Has A Job (And It's Not To Change Adult Diapers)

Ex nursing assistant Nereida Gallardo Alvarez best known as Cristiano Ronaldo's ex girlfriend will handle public relations for Winter club,in Porto. She will get €2500 per month to work just one day a week.

Source: Correio da Manha

Cinderfuckingrella Story

STARRING: Cristiano Ronaldo in the role of the Prince

Nereida Gallardo Alvarez in the role of Cinderfuckingrella

Once upon a time on a far Spanish island there was a poor and fat girl named Cinderfuckingrella. She lived with her mother and her stepfather. She had to work hard all day as nursing assistant in a geriatric clinic for minimum wage (800 Euros). Only when evening came was the poor girl allowed to hit up the night clubs looking for sex with some random man. She used to spend long hours to get fucked in every position possible in every place possible. That is how she got the nickname, for everybody called her Cinderfuckingrella.

One day the Prince landed with a few companions on the island. The rumor reached the ears of Cinderfuckingrella. 'Oh, I wish i could meet him ,' she thought. "But how?" Suddenly something amazing happened. In the kitchen, where Cinderfuckingrella was sitting all by herself, there was a burst of light and a fairy appeared. "Don't be alarmed, Cinderfuckingrella," said the fairy. "The wind blew me your sighs. I know you would love to meet the Prince. And so you shall!" "How can I win him?" Cinderfuckingrella replied. The fairy smiled. With a flick of her magic wand... gave Cinderfuckingrella a pair of huge silicone boobs. With another flick of the magic wand Cinderfuckingrella was prodigiously transported into Tito's club VIP area where the Prince was partying . When the Prince set eyes on Cinderfuckingrella, he was struck by her giant boobs. They left the club together in the early hours of the morning and they lived happily for seven months.

One sad day the Prince dumped her for a new squeeze. Cinderfuckingrella swore revenge. She publicly blamed the Prince's mum Dolores for the break-up and flung abuse at her ex. Cinderfuckingrella discovered that stupid people were willing to pay money to hear what she had to say.

It has been like a year since the Prince dumped Cinderfuckingrella. Certainly she will never become a princess but she has her little nest egg put aside. This year Cindefuckingrella has amassed money thanks to her relationship with the Prince. She earned a total of 250.000 euros.

Interviews: 235.000

Carnival: 4.000

Attendance: 24.500

TOTAL: 253.500 euros

Source: Correio da Manha

Bugsy, Look in the Mirror Before You Go Out!

Plus Size Nereida made an appearance at Pacha Ofir in Portimão, on August 20. For this formal occasion she chose to wear a black mini dress which revealed her short fat legs and unsightly cellulite. This woman really should look in a mirror before they goes out.

Plus Size Nereida Casting Virtual Profile

Plus Size Nereida is a member of Casting-Virtual, a social Network community for aspiring actors, artists, dancers, models, agents, photographers... Writing her online profile she made several grammatical mistakes.

Mr Nobody's Dirty Past

As Vaya Par reported some time ago Pedro Sabater best known as boyfriend of Cristiano Ronaldo ex girlfriend, was dating a Majorcan girl. The couple had four apartments, some common properties and maintained joint bank accounts. The girl ended their long term relationship when she discovered Pedro fucking Nympho Nereida on the floor of their love nest. Dumped once Pedro continued his affair with dumped twice Nereida.

Mr Nobody gifted Miss Nobody a gold Rolex watch and other expensive presents he bought with his ex girlfriend money. According to Maria Patiño the issue is in judge's hands.

Source: mallorcadiario.com