Nereida Gallardo Is The First Plus-Size Model To Hit The Catwalk

Plus Size Nereida walked the catwalk at Fashion Event, in Paços de Ferreira last night. She paraded a number of outfits, including a tight grey dress that made her bum look like two soccer balls.

Her big fat legs threatened to explode from the confines of that black spandex at any moment while the catwalk creaked and groaned under each heavy step she taken.

The Portuguese city of Paço de Ferreira may not have the obvious glamour of Milan or Paris, but the catwalk is a no-fat and no-cellulite place, remember!

Plus Size Nereida Anti-Cellulite Product Is Called Photoshop

Photoshop Is Bugsy’s Best Friend

The most able photoshop experts were called to manipulate Bugsy's photoshoot for Maxmen. One click of the mouse here et voilà her legs are a little bit longer. One click of the mouse there et voilà rolls of fat are gone. One more click, an abracadabra and the cellulite is erased.

Plus Size Nereida Overdoses on Photoshop

You know photoshop's out of control when they make Plus Size Nereida look hot.Who knows how many hours of overtime the good peoples of Maxmen must have gone through to make her look good on their October cover. DON'T BUY IT!

Plus Size Nereida On Portuguese TV

Plus Size Nereida will made her very first appearance on Portuguese TV Record on Friday September 25, hour 16:30. She will visit "O Programa da Tarde" with Elsa Raposo. Bugsy will reveal details about her relationship with Cristiano Ronaldo, will talk openly about her life, career and her new man.

No Nagging Anymore

Portuguese magazineVidas now is nagging us with Plus Size Nereida interviews ,articles and semi-nude pictures. What's the solution? Try to delete that annoying insect, protest against Nereida Gallardo to vidas@correiomanha.pt

Plus Size Nereida Dislikes Watching Herself In The Mirror

"I like watching myself, I prefer the way I look in photoshoots rather than in the mirror." (the mirror doesn't lie!) I wish to have thinner legs, they always have been like this and I got used to them. I would not have cellulite. I eat a lot and I do not go to the gym. I like my eyes, my breast and my lips."

Plus Size Nereida Will Never Do Vogue Or Cosmopolitan...

...so, in lack of something better she makes do with Vidas.

PORNEIDA

PLUS SIZE GOSSIP GIRL

PLUS SIZE LARA CROFT

Plus Size Nereida Is Still Dreaming The Impossible Dream

In a recent interview with Vidas (yet another interview with Bugsy), Plus Size Nereida confessed that she still dreams to become a model. Obviously, she will not go far. She's fat and too short to be a runway or high fashion-print model. Currently, the fashion industry cuts clothes for women who are approximately 5'7 or taller, right now there isn't a place for a girl who measures 165 cm and weighs 56 Kg. It seems she can only do half-naked photos for gossip magazines like Vidas.

BAN BUGSY FROM PORTUGAL (She Should Be Banned From The Entire World)!

Plus Size Nereida is it again, running her mouth and saying absurd, annoying and ridiculous things. In an interview with Correio da Manha she said: "I was invited (to attend Winter Club Opening) because people wanted me there, because I'm able to attract the public. I have a contract with Espectacular Produções to be guest at three different events : in October, November and December." As if to say "Portugueses like me so much". Idiot or does she think Portugueses are stupid?

Can't stand Plus Size Nereida? Think her attitude and image are disgusting?Want her out of Portugal? Contact Espectacular Produções and try to stop her!

Director Daniel Martins geral@espectacular.pt
PR Joao Lourenco joaolourenco@espectacular.pt