From Flop Model To Almost Famous Wag
As Freddie Mercury of Queen once sang, ‘Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round".
Monday, June 16, 2008
Sunday, June 15, 2008
The Witch of Mallorca
Plus-Size Nereida is going to gift his boyfriend a bracelet, as amulet, before tonight's match against Switzerland. The object has no value, except a sentimental one. It is a bracelet that has special meaning for Negreida. It was given to her when she was a plus-size child. According to a friend she did everything she could to please her man. Above all, she wants Cristiano is quiet and happy.
Negreida next step? A love potion to persuade Cristiano Ronaldo to accept to marry her!
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Ron's sparkler is a dead ringer
THERE are some things blokes should never do if they want to stay in the fairer sex’s good books.
Leaving the toilet seat up, breaking wind during dinner and giving her jewellery once worn by an ex are all no-nos.
I don’t know CRISTIANO RONALDO well enough to tell you about his bathroom behaviour or if he trumps at tea time.
But, as you can see from my pictures, the sparkler being flashed by his stunning girlfriend looks like it’s had a prior engagement – on the hand of his ex-love.
The Manchester United star – who has shocked the club by saying he wants a megabucks move to Real Madrid – is rumoured to be getting hitched to NEREIDA GALLARDO.
The Sun revealed how she announced plans to marry the Portuguese star to internet chat pals.
She was then pictured wearing an impressive sparkler on her engagement finger.
But his ex love, Andorran TV presenter MERCHE ROMERO, wore what looks like an identical ring when they were an item a couple of years back.
The winger dated the stunner for eight months in 2006.
They also talked about marriage before she dumped him in October of that year.
A Man Utd source revealed yesterday: “Cristiano is generous with gifts to girlfriends.
“It looks like it cost a few quid so maybe he is recycling it.”
Nereida will definitely be asking for an action replay when she clocks these pictures.
Perhaps Ronaldo landed a two-for-one deal at Elizabeth Duke.
Either way, Nereida will be joining SIR ALEX FERGUSON in the queue to deliver the hairdryer treatment. (Source:The Sun)
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Plus-Size Negreida is a role model for ordinary women
Negreida isn't even a model and never could be. She hasn't got the right figure to be on the catwalk.
Face it 5'5¾ is not tall enough for the runway. You can just look at her and see she has short legs
She weighs 57 kg, she's too fat to work as a professional model.
Face looks better than her body. Not ugly, but not beautiful. Just normal looking. Negreida has an imperfect nose and protruding teeth.Negreida
A model
Saturday, June 7, 2008
Plus-Size Nereida gave an interview to a portuguese Newspaper
"He (Cristiano Ronaldo) is ok. He's calm enough and he wants to give a good account of himself . He is unwilling to talk about himself. I'm sure he will show that he is the best at Euro 2008". "He says the team is compact and they can win Euro 2008".
About her man's future in Manchester or Madrid Negreida confirms: "I don’t interfere in his affair. It's a personal matter".
Ronaldo's family arrived in Geneva on Thursday but she was not.
When the newspaper asked her if she will fly to Switzerland to support Ronaldo in the opening game against Turkey, the hippo was evasive . "I booked the flight to Switzerland.I still don't know if I can go to this game". (source:Diario De Noticias)
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Cristiano Ronaldo Thinks Fat Is Beautiful
It seems our young footballer has a thing for overweight women. Before Plus-size Nereida there was Jordana Jardel, Gemma Atkinson and hooker Gabriela de Freitas.
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Negreida will take her fat ass to Euro 2008
The Aveiro family + Nereida the arselickers, will travel to Neuchâtel, Switzerland on Thursday 5 june, to see Portugal's debut at Euro 2008 on the 7th of June, against Turkey, at Stade de Genève. Negreida is planning to follow Cristiano Ronaldo every step in Austria & Switzerland.
Monday, June 2, 2008
Plus Size Nereida imitates Merche Romero
Before Euro 2008, the 25 years old Negreida got a "CR" tattoo on her right wrist.Cristiano's ex girlfriend, the 32 years old Merche Romero has made the same tattoo before world Cup 2006. What an original idea! 
Sunday, June 1, 2008
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