Cristiano Ronaldo as Leonardo Di Caprio

Cristiano Ronaldo has splashed out on girlfriend Nereida Gallardo – by treating her to a luxury cruise.

The footie hunk has hired a £10 million yacht to sail around the Mediterranean.

Cristiano, 23, and Nereida, 24 *, set off from Lisbon, Portugal, over the weekend.

Meanwhile, the Manchester United star is still in talks to leave his club for Spanish champions Real Madrid. (Now Magazine)

1912: a ship called Titanic sinked because of an iceberg. 2008: Ronaldo's yatch will sink because of Nereida's weight.

* 25 years old

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Negreida speaks:

Ninfo-Nereida flirting with an older man

Plus- Size Nereida grimaces

During Portugal's game against Germany, Negreida suffers, sweats like a pig, cries, gesticulates, screams and shouts at referee. After Portugal defeat she exclames in front of the press: "I would like to stay in Switzerland longer".

Date For 3

Cristiano Ronaldo, Doña Dolores and Doña Nereida walked yesterday into the Expo Zone, Lisbon. Driving his black Ferrari, the footballer gave several autographs to childrens.

Plus-Size Nereida is still dependent on men

Cristiano Ronaldo and the national soccer team of Portugal arrived at Portela airport in Lisbon on June 20, 2008. Hippo-Nereida also arrived yesterday to Lisbon with Ronaldo's former brother-in-law. Negreida still dependent on men: neither can travel alone!

Plus-Size Nereida carries misfortune

Negreida gone to the Stadium for the first time yesterday... and Portugal crashed out of Euro 2008.

Cristiano Ronaldo 's doubts about Plus- Size Nereida

Cristiano Ronaldo is seriously thinking to end relationship with Ninfo-Nereida. According to Portuguese newspaper Caras the footballer would have forbidden Negreida to follow him in Switzerland.
It’s all because Ronaldo doesn't like Nereida telled her friends they are madly in love and they would get married after Euro 2008. At this point he begin to doubt about her sincerity. Is she just using him for fame and money? He will decide their future together after the Euro Cup. Has Ronaldo finally opened his eyes?

Extra Large Nereida Salsa Night In Palma De Mallorca

Face to Face, Tits to Tits


Gentlemen Prefers Blondes (and Tall)

Cristiano Ronaldo wore the amulet that Plumpy Nereida gave him and Portugal lost 2-0