Saturday, August 29, 2009

Cinderfuckingrella Story

STARRING: Cristiano Ronaldo in the role of the Prince

Nereida Gallardo Alvarez in the role of Cinderfuckingrella

Once upon a time on a far Spanish island there was a poor and fat girl named Cinderfuckingrella. She lived with her mother and her stepfather. She had to work hard all day as nursing assistant in a geriatric clinic for minimum wage (800 Euros). Only when evening came was the poor girl allowed to hit up the night clubs looking for sex with some random man. She used to spend long hours to get fucked in every position possible in every place possible. That is how she got the nickname, for everybody called her Cinderfuckingrella.

One day the Prince landed with a few companions on the island. The rumor reached the ears of Cinderfuckingrella. 'Oh, I wish i could meet him ,' she thought. "But how?" Suddenly something amazing happened. In the kitchen, where Cinderfuckingrella was sitting all by herself, there was a burst of light and a fairy appeared. "Don't be alarmed, Cinderfuckingrella," said the fairy. "The wind blew me your sighs. I know you would love to meet the Prince. And so you shall!" "How can I win him?" Cinderfuckingrella replied. The fairy smiled. With a flick of her magic wand... gave Cinderfuckingrella a pair of huge silicone boobs. With another flick of the magic wand Cinderfuckingrella was prodigiously transported into Tito's club VIP area where the Prince was partying . When the Prince set eyes on Cinderfuckingrella, he was struck by her giant boobs. They left the club together in the early hours of the morning and they lived happily for seven months.

One sad day the Prince dumped her for a new squeeze. Cinderfuckingrella swore revenge. She publicly blamed the Prince's mum Dolores for the break-up and flung abuse at her ex. Cinderfuckingrella discovered that stupid people were willing to pay money to hear what she had to say.

It has been like a year since the Prince dumped Cinderfuckingrella. Certainly she will never become a princess but she has her little nest egg put aside. This year Cindefuckingrella has amassed money thanks to her relationship with the Prince. She earned a total of 250.000 euros.

Interviews: 235.000

Carnival: 4.000

Attendance: 24.500

TOTAL: 253.500 euros

Source: Correio da Manha

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Bugsy, Look in the Mirror Before You Go Out!

Plus Size Nereida made an appearance at Pacha Ofir in Portimão, on August 20. For this formal occasion she chose to wear a black mini dress which revealed her short fat legs and unsightly cellulite. This woman really should look in a mirror before they goes out.

Plus Size Nereida Casting Virtual Profile

Plus Size Nereida is a member of Casting-Virtual, a social Network community for aspiring actors, artists, dancers, models, agents, photographers... Writing her online profile she made several grammatical mistakes.

Mr Nobody's Dirty Past

As Vaya Par reported some time ago Pedro Sabater best known as boyfriend of Cristiano Ronaldo ex girlfriend, was dating a Majorcan girl. The couple had four apartments, some common properties and maintained joint bank accounts. The girl ended their long term relationship when she discovered Pedro fucking Nympho Nereida on the floor of their love nest. Dumped once Pedro continued his affair with dumped twice Nereida.

Mr Nobody gifted Miss Nobody a gold Rolex watch and other expensive presents he bought with his ex girlfriend money. According to Maria Patiño the issue is in judge's hands.


Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Plus Size Nereida Rejected Again!

Wow! Plus Size Nereida Maxmen cover is great. How much weight has she lost? Miracle of photoshop? No...The truth is that the model in lace lingerie is not Nereida. According to Correio da Manha Bugsy should have been on the cover of September's Maxmen issue but the magazine chose Lucia Garcia instead of Bugsy. Yet another humiliating rejection !

Credit to Lizzy

Déjà Vu: Plus Size Nereida Recycles Her Wardrobe

Plus Size Nereida wore a strapless black dress to celebrate Maxmen Magazine at the Sasha Beach Club in Portimão on Saturday 22 August. We had seen that dress before... Cristiano Ronaldo ex girlfriend wore it for an event in Portugal at the end of june. In times of recession trash Nereida is recycling older dresses to save money. Smart move, Bugsy! However if you are attending big celebration parties and you know you are going to be photographed, I would suggest you to not wear the same dress. Fashion faux pas, girl!

Monday, August 24, 2009

Plus Size Nereida Exposing Fat Sausage Legs At Pacha

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Whale Sighting In Portugal!

Plus Size Nereida was spotted by Correio da Manha dragging a red suitcase as she arrived at the airport Sá Carneiro in Porto on Friday. Late in the evening Bugsy and her big hairy ass were guests at the Pacha Ofir Club. She got paid 1500 Euros for it.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Plus Size Nereida Following In Jaciara's Footsteps

Plus Size Nereida is not a size “zero” but proudly will show off her chubby body in sexy photoshoot for Maxmen following in the footsteps of another ex wag, Jaciara Deco. Portugal midfielder Deco ex wife is on the cover of Maxmen Portugal August 2009 issue. Bugsy demanded anything less than 30,000 Euros to show some skins but she's not Adriana Lima and had settle for 3,000 Euros.

Plus Size Nereida: "I hope Cristiano Is Very Happy"

It is rumored that Cristiano Ronaldo has a new Spanish girlfriend. Questioned by Tal Cual Verano about her ex-boyfriend new relationship, Plus Size Nereida shamelessly lies: "I hope Cristiano is very happy".

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Plus Size Nereida Pacha Flyer

Thanks to Lizzy

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Miss & Mr Nobody Desperate 4 Fame

Before there was Doña Nereida Gallardo. Now there are Doña Nereida and Don Pedro Sabater. Plus Size Nereida and her proletarian new man are using Cristiano Ronaldo to get their 15 minutes of fame. They have cleaning service as their business and.... CR9. The most fame-hungry couple alive was on Tele Cinco tv show El Programa de Verano talking about...guess who?

Plus Size Nereida In XL Triton Dress

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Ronaldo's Friends Slam Bugsy

Plus Size Nereida wants revenge for being dumped and humiliated in front of millions of people. That's one of the reason (reason #2: money) why she dissed Cristiano Ronaldo and his family on Spanish Tv, again! It was the third time she has been on Donde Estas Corazon. CR9's friends watched Bugsy's interview and they were very disappointed.

Daniel Nascimento, close friend of Ronaldo - What this "lady" is doing is depicable. She stoops ever lower. The power of money.

Filipa de Castro - She's very mean. I'm wordless.

Nélson, Belenense's goalkeeper and Ronaldo's long time friend - She's trying to get fame and to damage his career. But she can't. His successful career is a result of his talent.

Source: Correio da Manha

Thanks to Lizzy

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Wanna See Something Ridiculously Pathetic?

Thanks to Lizzy

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Best Pic Ever

Thanks to Lizzy

Monday, August 10, 2009

Shameless Nereida Ashamed?

She promised to reveal Cristiano Ronaldo's dirty sex secrets on tv show Donde Estas Corazon, but there wasn't explosive revelations. Dressed in a sexy white dress, the trollop sat on the guest chair and began to cry like a Magdalene. And cries without stopping. Kleenex and Kleenex to dry her tears because:"I am ashamed of what I did in front of Cristiano. I was drunk and didn't know what I was doing", she told. Backbiters assure that she is not so repentant. The day after the Mood Beach "incident" Plus Size Nereida staid at home all the day telling all her friends how she threw herself over CR9's car. Miss Nobody wants to be famous. At whatever costs! Mr Nobody also wanted a slice of fame and phoned DEC show to voice support his girlfriend.

Source: El Semanal Digital, Diario de Mallorca

Friday, August 7, 2009

Plus Size Nereida And Her Devil’s Kiss

When asked by a reporter outside the nightclub if she sent Cristiano a kiss, Nereida Gallardo responds, “Yes. A devil’s kiss“... Kickette Blog

Ask Nereida

Happy to extend her 15 minutes of fame pocking 100,000 Euros, shameless Nereida will reveal dirty CR9 secrets on DEC tonight. Send your questions or comments to DEC.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

The Most Pathetic Interview Ever

Thanks to Lizzy

Lies & Nereida Have Short Legs

Confused Plus Size Nereida can't even remember what lies she told. Not even a year ago Bugsy revealed on the Spanish show Donde Estas Corazon that ex boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo is great in bed: "I'd give him a 9 or 10 on a scale from 1 to 10 in bed. Even 11. That's why I was with him". After the soccer player humilated her in public she changes her mind and claims he is not a sex god. Talks to tras show Vaya Par about the size of CR9 penis and elephant shaped tanga born as projections of her perverse fantasy. Again confesses "I could have sex 3-4 times, he fell asleep after the first time". Nympho Nereida could fuck the entire Real Madrid team and then moved to Barcelona and fuck the entire FC Barcelona footbal team.

REMEMBER, dear Nereida: like you lies have short legs.

Plus Size Nereida Still Stalking CR9

She looks like a fat street hooker! Oops! She's a fat street hooker!!!!

Thanks to Lizzy

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Plus Size Nereida Insinuates That CR9 Is Gay

Plus Size Nereida has been pictured giving a rude hand gesture toward Cristiano Ronaldo.

Failed model Nereida Gallardo was left disappointed when Ronaldo ignored her and a security guard then prevented her from speaking to her former flame. Gallardo was then heard protesting: "But he is my ex-boyfriend." Mocked, scorn and humiliated Bugsy made an obscene gesture touching the forefinger and thumb to form a circle. In Germany and most of South America, it is an insult, similar to giving someone the finger in the United States, while in Turkey it is a derogatory gesture used to imply that someone is homosexual.

Now the hysterical ex nurse's assistant is hiding in her parents home in Palma De Mallorca
to lick her wounds.

Thanks to Lizzy

Miss & Mr Nobody

Miss Nobody met Mr Nobody at the gym. They both are from Palma de Mallorca and both unemployed. Mr Nobody real name is Pedro. He worked in the Real Estate sector and now he is trying to rebuild his career after the financial collapse of his activities. Talking to friends and family Miss Nobody confessed she wants to get the greatest benefits from her relationship with Cristiano Ronaldo. With the blessing of Mr Nobody.

Source: El Mundo

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Psycho Nereida Obsessed With Her Ex

Is Plus Size Nereida losing her mind?I'm worried about her. This is getting too crazy. Cristiano Ronaldo was partying
with a friend in Majorca, obsessed Nereida waited outside the nightclub... and waited...for her ex. Plus Size Nereida tried to approach him and was promptly tackled by a a security guard. Cristiano ignored her and continued walking towards a waiting car. A hysterical Nereida threw herself at Ronaldo's car kissing the windshield.

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Monday, August 3, 2009

Do You Want To Ride In A Hot Air Ballon?

I bet Plus Size Nereida can fly to the moon with her hot air balloon-like ass!