Thursday, July 31, 2008

Who wears it better?

Some trashy people voted for Plus-Size Nereida, but Catherine Bach alias Daisy Duke won hands down!

Total Votes 197

Nereida Gallardo 35% votes 69

Daisy Duke 65 % votes 128

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

A Specialist Assures Plus-Size Nereida Had Silicone Implants

Plus-Size Nereida Admires Her Boob Job

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Nereida & Letizia: Same Man, Same Bikini

Saturday, July 26, 2008

"Miss Culito" Wannabe

According to Spanish newspaper El Semanal Digital, before she was Cristiano Ronaldo Wag, Plus-Size Nereida has partecipated in Miss Ass Contestant. No wonder she didn't win. Her ass is gigantic decorated with cellulite.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

A Book That Plus-Size Nereida Must Read

Stop Getting Dumped Survival Guide by Lisa Daily.

CHAPTER 1 Get out of the dumpster, girl

CHAPTER 2 You never meet Prince Charming (or Prince William) unless you’re ready to go to the ball.

CHAPTER 3 Never ask a man for a date.

CHAPTER 4 A pair and a spare: Using rotation until you find “The One.” (In other words, date several, the thinking behind this is it makes you less desperate and not fall into the “wondering” mode…wondering if he’ll call, wondering if he’ll ask you out again….)

CHAPTER 5 The 48 mandate (I thought this one interesting. Basically it means never accept a date unless the man has asked you out at least forty-eight hours in advance. I would probably agree on this somewhat, except I’m wondering if at a certain age when time is precious and you just never know what’s going to occur from one day to the next if perhaps the time period shouldn’t be shortened somewhat to say 36 hours?)

CHAPTER 6 Never call a man. (This is one strategy that I find repeated in numerous dating books. So if any of you men wonder why we’re not calling…this explains why.)

CHAPTER 7 Smells like love. (This is one of those sneaky tactics…when a date comes by to pick you up, it is suggested that you pop some cinnamon rolls into the oven…somehow men associate the scents of cinnamon and vanilla with love. Is that true? Last night I made a delicious salmon dinner for a friend which seem to do the same thing. Plus I served iced frosted oatmeal cookies…made by “Archway.” I actually do have a can of air freshener in the scent of cinnamon, which I spray usually in the area of the cat’s litter box.)

CHAPTER 8 The only place you should ever meet your date is at your front door. (The thinking here is I think not to make it too easy for him by meeting him halfway. Not sure I agree on this, considering that if I meet someone online, then if in person it will usually be at a public place in the bright light of day. I prefer the halfway mark with the first few meetings in very public places. I do not believe the author had taken into account online dating here.)

CHAPTER 9 Why Buy the Cow? Still true in today’s meat market. (No disagreement here. Because this philosophy still holds true at any age from 16 to 99 plus.)

CHAPTER 10 Get the check, lose the guy. (I agree here, though I have come across a few who do not mind if the lady pays.)

CHAPTER 11 Don’t count the days, Make the Days count. (Doesn’t this hold true for anything in life, that is we should enjoy the moment. Here we are reminded do not drop everything else once we start dating someone…instead continue focusing on those other areas of our lives.)

CHAPTER 12 Dream girls do not take any crap! (I do not think any woman should take any crap…dream girl or not.)

CHAPTER 13 What to do if you are in a crappy relationship now. (I think this is self-explanatory…especially at my age…because who wants to waste spending any time in any crappy relationship?)

CHAPTER 14 The dream girl—a dream to be around. (Basically here we are reminded not to be cruel, not to lie, not to cheat, not to be b&tchy…then again, I recently did a review on a book entitled Why Men Love B&tches…go figure)

CHAPTER 15 Never say it first: I Love You (Not unless you want him running in the opposite direction.)

CHAPTER 16 Mums the word on the M word. (Basically, again never say the word this time marriage unless you want him running off in that opposite direction. Although in my case, I might be the one doing the running.)

CHAPTER 17 The dream girls code of silence (Reminding women not to tell men that we are reading such so-called manipulative books…or in my case writing such books. Still, if men did read these books, then I think many of them would not be as clueless when it comes to this dating/relationship thing.)

Dumped Twice Nereida Is More Interested In Saving Face Than Kissing Her Man

Being dumped for another woman is so humiliating but getting dumped in front of the whole world it make you a loser. Plus-Size Nereida immediately found someone to replace her ex and kissed him in public. Wonder if she is doing that to save face?

Glamour Model Niki Ghazian Linked To Soccer Star Cristiano Ronaldo

According to page six Persian model Niki Ghazian hooked up with Cristiano Ronaldo while he was in town for the ESPY awards. In an exclusive interview with, confirmed that the rumour was true.

Nik Richie: Niki, welcome to TheDirty. I followed your career a bit, you’re quite the LA socialite but please introduce yourself to the Dirty Army. Give us a few highlights of your career.

Niki Ghazian: You guys have an Army? Can I join? Where do I enlist? (Laughs) Um, my career? Well, I’ve been modeling for years now. I’ve been in FHM more than once, and I’m a Lingerie Bowl Player. I just got named in Cultural Mall’s 100 Most Beautiful Worldwide list this year which I’m pretty excited about. Do you want my whole resume? (Laughs)

Nik Richie: So you really are one of LA’s hottest socialites right now…

Niki Ghazian: I really just love the scene out here. I go out and have fun with my friends. I guess you could say that makes me a socialite. It’s not like I’m trying to be this socialite party girl - it just kind of happened. I was raised in LA my entire life! I grew up in Santa Monica so naturally I know everyone on the west side of Los Angeles and because of that everybody kind of knows me. And once my modeling career started taking off it took me to a whole new level. Seriously though, I’ve been partying in Hollywood with a fake ID since I was 17! That means I’ve been going to Area when it was still Prey and even before that when it was The Gate. I know all the owners, promoters and people on the scene. So sure, if that makes me a socialite.

Nik Richie: Does being a socialite automatically mean you sleep with a lot of celebs?

Niki Ghazian: God No! I just got out of a 3-year relationship! The opportunity is there but I’m not really like that. Living in LA you get used to being around famous people. I’m not like most of the girls here with implants who came from the Midwest and are trying to live out “The Hills”. Getting hit on by someone famous doesn’t faze me anymore. Even when I hosted a party for Pure in Vegas, I had Tom Brady was throwing one pass at me after another! (Laughs) He was inviting me to kick it with him! Don’t get me wrong - he’s hot but to be honest, he’s a complete tool! The first thing he says to me is “Hi, I’m Tom”. C’mon buddy, I think we all know who you are.

Nik Richie: Okay, let’s move on to the real reason you’re here. According to our sources at The Beverly Hills Hotel and Villa, you recently slept with a celebrity who was in town for the ESPY’s. Not just any celeb though - the second hottest celebrity! A soccer player? Cristiano Ronaldo?

Niki Ghazian: (Giggles) Yes, I can confirm that.

Nik Richie: Okay, maybe Cristiano Ronaldo ties with me for first. Give me all the Dirty details and don’t waste my time, Niki. I already know more than you think.

Niki Ghazian: Oh yeah? Then I’m sure you know it started Tuesday night where I was doing a red carpet event for Benchwarmer at Kress. After the event, I went over toVilla where my friend Sean promotes. I walked in and the first thing I saw was a table surrounded by gorgeous women. I mean he (Cristiano) doesn’t even need to hire security because at all times he is surrounded by an impermeable threshold of women. It’s impossible to get near him! Our mutual friend told me it was Cristiano Ronaldo’s table and asked me if I wanted to meet him. He led me through the hoard of girls and introduced me in front of all of them. I could feel all the girls eyes burning into my back as Cristiano asked me to sit down and started chatting with me. We hardly had time to get much of a conversation going before the other girls were trying their hardest to get me away from him. I’ve never been one to start a fight and it really wasn’t a huge deal to me so I said good-bye to him and made my way out of the crowd. I just figured i’d leave him to his slew of women that he would probably take home and have some sort of orgy. (Laughs) I walked over to the bar to join my girlfriends when Paris Hilton walked in and made a beeline for Cristiano’s table. I couldn’t believe the way he treated her! He literally turned his back on her. She looked like a moron and looked around to make sure no one saw her get dissed but everyone did! My girlfriend and I laughed a little and went back to our drinks. Then, before long, the club was nearing closing time and Cristiano got up on his crutches to come over to the bar to talk to me! The first thing I asked him was why he asked Paris to kick rocks. He explained to me that he likes curvy girls with tone and that he found Paris “gross”. We talked for a little longer and made arrangements to head elsewhere after.

Nik Richie: Then I have you spotted waiting in the reception area of the lobby of The Beverly Hills Hotel with him arriving shortly thereafter. Did you guys leave Villa separately?

Niki Ghazian: Yes, to avoid paparazzi. There’s always a million cameras outside Villa.

Nik Richie: When you two finally got to his suite, did you immediately ravage him?

Niki Ghazian: Ravage? (Laughs) Let’s just say I wasn’t the aggressor.

Nik Richie: So it was the other way around? Was he wearing a thong?

Niki Ghazian: (Laughs)

Nik Richie: When he wasn’t looking did you steal anything? I would! It’s the Beverly Hills hotel - I’m still trying to get one of their robes!

Niki Ghazian: You’re crazy, Nik!

Nik Richie: Niki, I have to know, aside from being the best soccer player in the world, are there any other hidden talents Ronaldo has?

Niki Ghazian: Nik, he’s gifted in many departments…

Nik Richie: Like the Greg department?

Niki Ghazian: Omg! Did you really just ask me that?

Nik Richie: People want to know these things. I send out pictures of my Master Greg upon request all the time!

Niki Ghazian: I’m sure you Photoshop it to make it look bigger!

Nik Richie: No, I have really small hands so it makes it look huge! Are Cristiano’s hands small?

Niki Ghazian: (Laughs) NO!

Nik Richie: Was he a nice guy? A little conceited maybe?

Niki Ghazian: He’s a nice guy. He’s actually very modest and soft-spoken.

Nik Richie: I’m told that you were seen leaving the Beverly Hills Hotel in the morning wearing the same outfit that you were shot wearing the night before. Can we still call it the “Walk of Shame” when it’s Cristiano Ronaldo’s room you’re leaving?

Niki Ghazian: (Laughs) No, it definitely didn’t feel shameful.

Nik Richie: That’s when the stolen robe would have come in handy!

Niki Ghazian: True, true! (Laughs)

Nik Richie: Did you guys see each other again after that night?

Niki Ghazian: Yes…

Nik Richie: I know you were spotted with him again on Friday. Tell me about that.

Niki Ghazian: Let’s just say I’ve had a great time. He’s a cool guy.

Nik Richie: Fine. Is there anything else you’d like to share with the Dirty Army? Any tips for the girls out there who want to catch someone like Cristiano or myself? Do you want a picture of my Master Greg?

Niki Ghazian: Actually, I have a message for Emporio Armani. They made a HUGE mistake signing David Beckham for their underwear campaign. Cristiano is way hotter, younger and has a better body that’s not littered with tattoos! For a good catch? Do squats and sit-ups. The toothpick bobble head look is not hot! Guys want a girl with a figure.

Nik Richie: Okay, okay…well, thank you so much and congratulations on being the first American girl to conquer Cristiano. Every girl in the world, including Paris Hilton, is jealous of you at this moment. How does it feel?

Niki Ghazian: Fabulous!

Plus-Size Nereida Scratches Her Ass In Front Of Everyone With No Shame

Plus-Size Nereida Ex Boyfriend In LA With His 7 Years Older New Flame

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Dumped Twice Nereida Has Not Lost Her Smile And Neither Lost Her Weight

And The Sun created Nereida... Not a day goes by without the British tabloid publish pictures of her big boobs. Can someone please tell The Sun Nereida Gallardo is not Scarlett Johansson?

She'll never lose weight. She'll always be fat. She can never be skinny. Look at that cellulite!

Plus-Size Nereida New Man?

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Dumped Twice Nereida Covers Her Face And Shows Her Boobs (again!)

The Sun, doña Nereida's first and only fan, continues to waste space and time with Plus-Size Nereida. The newspaper has today published topless pictures of Cinderfuckingella at the beach.

Monday, July 21, 2008

Plus-Size Nereida Humped and Dumped Twice

Being dumped twice, in eigth months is enough to make you want to move to another planet. Mr Wonderful Sergio Ramos dumped her after he got the sex that he wanted., Another Mr Ideal she dates for months got tired of the relationship and dumped her.

Negreida says he has not been dumped by fiancé Cristiano Ronaldo and according to her, the relationship is going well. We weren't sure we could believe her when she proclaimed that they had not broken up. It’s not clear why she would lie like this. Probably because she feels ashamed.

Cristiano Ronaldo new flame

According to Italian diary Il Corriere Cristiano Ronaldo has a new love. Her name is Letizia Filippi, ex girlfriend of ex Naples footballer Massimo Crippa and motorcycle racer Loris Capirossi. She was aspiring Miss Italy (classified 3rd in the year 1994).

Cristiano and Letizia
met on the Isle of Capri. The 30 years old Italian could be the cause of Ronaldo and Nereida break up.

So just who is Cristiano Ronaldo really dating?

Nereida Gallardo is said to be bombarding Cristiano Ronaldo with texts since being shown the photos of the footie star enjoying himself with a string of women in LA.

The Manchester United star is holidaying in the States while he recovers from an ankle operation. Reports last week claimed he had split with the Spanish not-model, 25 – although she claims they are still together.

But maybe someone should tell that to Cristiano, 23. He's been linked to 4 women in the past few days while staying at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

Upset Nereida is said to be demanding an explanation.

'If she texts him to ask what is going on, he texts back saying not to worry,’ says a source. ‘But when she tries to call him he doesn’t pick up the phone. She knows he’s ignoring it – it just makes her more furious.’

'I believed my man when he said he was being faithful,' Nereida tells the Daily Star. 'He has some explaining to do.'