Monday, October 27, 2008

Plus-Size Nereida Scrounges Drinks And Food At The Inaugural Parties

Plus-Size Nereida is at every event where she can eat and drinks for free. OnTuesday 2nd October she sponged at Io Lounge Inaugural Party.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Plus-Size Nereida Is On The Cover Of Lux

Thanks to Paula for the pic

"He wanted to have children"

"His mother has always been a problem"

"After the break up the Sun offered me me 160,000 euros to speak and I refused" (she still hoped for possible reconciliation with Ronaldo).

Lux paid her for her bullshits?

Monday, October 20, 2008

Yeti Sighted - Abominable Snow-Woman

Ex wag Plus-Size Nereida At Shop Inauguration

Elegant black dress. Big potato nose. Collant Cellulite Control. Musketeer Boots. Merche Romero's ring on her engagement finger. Plus-Size Nereida attended the inauguration of "Too Much", a new shop in Porto, Portugal.

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Saturday, October 18, 2008

Sometimes They Come Back ...

Sometime they come back....more bleak and frightening than Stephen King's novel. Plus-Size Nereida and her boobs are still among us. The failed model, dumped by Portuguese forward Cristiano Ronaldo and Spanish defender Sergio Ramos, confessed that she still thinks about Manchester United ace and she can't get him out of her head. Pornereida gave an interview to Portuguese newspaper Lux repeating the same nonsense we’ve heard on Donde estas corazon? She's full of it!

The Spanish tramp told that she had sex with Cristiano Ronaldo the first night they met, on January 12, 2008, but she thinks she's not "a woman who offers herself", because "there was a strong empathy". She tells she fell in love with Cristiano the first night: "I liked the way he looked at me and when he showed me his affection. He made me feel special". After being dumped she has changed her opinion of him. "He is immature, doesn't know what he wants and is very influenceable". "His mother commands him. He is a good, but needs to mature a lot. He doesn’t think for himself. He trusts very few people and take refuge in his family who influence him very much", said Nereida Gallardo to Lux.

The queen of trash tells that until August everything was all right with Ronaldo's mom, then things started to get complicated. Dolores accused Doña Nereida to call photographers to publicize the relationship: " During holidays in Sardinia my relationship with his mother was impossible. She did not speak to me, she ignored me.

Plus-size Nereida says she's doesn't give interviews to the press for revenge versus Ronaldo, but she's angry because of his cowardice: "I'm angry because he has denied he dumped me by text message. It's cowardice".

The chubby girl doesn't want to reconcile with her ex: "He should ask for forgiveness. When he dumped me I was sad and I cried a lot. But so is life. If he would come back to me he should apologize a thousand times". And warns that life with the fotballer is not a dream. "We couldn't do everything we wanted, we were closed into a circle". Nereida still has the CR tattoo on her wrist. "I don't know when I'll remove the tattoo. Maybe when I'll keep him (Cristiano Ronaldo) out of my head.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Nympho-Nereida had an affair with Spanish Big Brother Contestant

Just like I thought Plus-Size Nereida had been fucked by the entire male population of Spain.

According to Spanish newspaper El Semanal Digital, before she was dating Cristiano Ronaldo, the cow had a short affair with Iván Madrazo,contestant on the Spanish reality show Gran Hermano 10 (Big Brother).

The relationship did not survive for very long. They met on internet and Plus-Size Nereida went for a weekend to Santander to know him. They spent an intensive weekend together and then... goodbye.

Know Him Better

From: Zaragoza

Age: 35 years old

Job: Entrepreneur (distributor of Household Electric Appliances),model

Height: 188 cm.

Eye: Light Brown

Hair: Brown

Monday, October 6, 2008


        Dwarf          Nereida

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Look At Nereida Huge Potato Nose !

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Unglamorous Nereida Talks About Her Romance With Cristiano Ronaldo On TV

Plus-Size Nereida was recently on the Spanish show"¿Dónde estás corazón? (Heart,where are you?). She gets paid € 60.000 to do this interview. Speaking about her Spanish magazine El Semanal digital said "a young girls with black hair and without a hint of glamour". The black scrawl must have be the star of the show but a debate on Elena of Spain and Jaime de Marichalar has obscured her.

About sex

He is very good in bed. That's why I was with him". "We had sex the first night we met".

About Ronaldo

"He's a simple man, loving but lacking in maturity" and "He's very clean and orderly and loves cakes very much".

About fidelity

“I was faithful throughout our relationship but I’m not sure about him.I found text messages in Spanish one day on his mobile phone that made me suspicious.”

About Aveiro family

"There were some problems with his family as they were a little jealous. I blame Ronaldo's mum Dolores for the break-up".

About life with Ronaldo

"I began to to share my life with Cristiano and his ex brother-in-law.We played the PlayStation, we ate. A cleaning lady came to the home every day for a couple of hours, sometimes I stewed . Come on, a life of more ordinary". ""We never spoke about marriage, ever."

About Manchester

"The city is very sad and the nightclubs close early. I like to party since I was sixteen. But I'm not a "men searcher".

About Mallorca

It's an island where everybody knows everybody".

About Sergio Ramos

"I was just friends with him".

About her boobs

"I really don't understand why people's interest in my breast. It's not so big".

About the break up

"Cristiano dumped me by SMS after the holidays. He's a coward. I was devasted. He has thrown me away like a Kleenex ".

About Fernanda the Brazilian hooker

"He (Ronaldo) knows Fernanda but he doesn't see her for over a year".

About money

(Thanks to Paula and Amanda)