Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Big In Portugal

Ex wag-wannabe glamour model-without job- Nereida is the second Portugal's most searched person on Internet. This year's number one is actress, singer, presenter Luciana Abreu. 3rd classified English singer-songwriter Amy Winehouse.

Plus Size Nereida is about 10 times larger than Amy!

Top 10 Portugal's Most Searched Person

1 - Luciana Abreu

2 - Nereida Gallardo

3 - Amy Winehouse

4 - Ana Malhoa

5 - Soraia Chaves

6 - Jessica Alba

7 - Diana Chaves

8 - Fernando Pessoa

9 - Carla Matadinho

10 - Paris Hilton

Thursday, December 25, 2008


Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Francisco Côrte-Real Doesn't Want Plus Size Nereida

After Portuguese newspapers published compromising photos of him and Plus size Nereida together, the 21 year old actor hastened to deny any involvement with the rounded Spaniard.

"She was invited to come to Portugal because she's Cristiano Ronaldo ex-girlfriend, not to be with me. She came because Portuguese people support these things", says.

Côrte-Real admits they exchanged phone numbers "We exchanged number. I gave my telephone number to many people. I don’t want to marry her".

When they ask Côrte-Real if Doña Nereida,who gets dumped by Cristiano Ronaldo, is interesting in him, he says jokingly:" I don't know, I think when she'll know I'm not rich like Ronaldo...."

Francisco Côrte-Real ex girlfriend is Joana Freitas, the same woman who told to the Portuguese Press that Cristiano Ronaldo sent her romantic SMS. It's a small, small world!

Monday, December 22, 2008

The WAGvent Calendar

The Spoiler gives you 24 pics of half-naked wag's decorated for Christmas. You can see Plus Size Nereida on December 6. She looks a bit ridiculous with the Christmas ball hungs on the teet. Another Cristiano Ronaldo's girlfriend appears in the same calendar: Gemma Atkinson, December 1.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

3000 Euro To Move Her Big Ass And Play With Her Boobs

Plus Size Nereida said to each journalist present at the Pè Nervoso Anniversary, she doesn't use her relationship with Ronaldo to make money. Soon after she pocketed 3000 Euro. "I was in love with Cristiano. Money never was my objective". Not very credible. Before she met Ronaldo she worked into a hospice changing adult diapers and cleaning ass!

Nympho-Nereida has many friends but she's single. She still has the CR tattoo on her wrist.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Another Five Minutes Of Glory For Plus Size Nereida

Now she's only Cristiano Ronaldo ex girlfriend, the whole world has forgotten about Plus Size Nereida, but in Ronaldo's homeland, somebody still remember her. Wannabe model Nereida will be special guest at the 8th anniversary of a Portuguese disco, Pé Nervoso (Nervous Foot) in Santo Tirso. The event is scheduled for Saturday, December 13. Organizer have chosen Plus Size because a true star would have cost too much.