What Happy Mammaries Ronaldo

SEXY VULGAR Nereida Gallardo plays her best two strikers up front then takes a sensational dive that would even make ex-lover Cristiano Ronaldo proud ashamed.

The Spanish senorita might have been dumped by the randy winker, but she'd obviously picked up a few pointers from the 23-year-old Man Utd ace.

First she jumped from a luxury yacht off Ibiza—taking a couple of inflatables with her to stay afloat. Then Nereida, 25—who's had a boob job—nipped back on board to top up her tan with a girl pal.

An onlooker said: "She was having a fabulous time. She was sending a message of ‘look what you're missing' to Ronaldo." Silicone and Cellulite.

(Source: NOTW)