Plus-Size Nereida Goes to the Wrong Party

On Thursday 29 July 2008, Plus-Size Nereida wandered into the Palma Royal Nautical Club (Real Club Náutico de Palma) village thinking there was the traditional King's Cup sailing race (the party was being held wednesday). PorNereida was really disappointed when she realized she was at the annual journalists cocktail party. A few minutes later, she left the Club with with an unfriendly face. Still No boyfriend. Since she was dumped by Cristiano Ronaldo, Plus-Size Nereida cannot find a man on the same level as her ex.

Plus-Size Nereida Has A Tattoo Just Above Her Plus-Size Ass

...Just ask the girlfriend of the footballing legend, Cristiano Ronaldo. Or perhaps not. She, like many non-conversant in Japanese and Chinese, may believe her gruesome tattoos convey some deep mystical philosophic gem.

According to Tian Tang, the author of a website dedicated to disabusing such illiterates, Nereida Gallardo has actually tattooed her lower back with characters that can read "like a punchline for some anti-anal sex joke".

At best, he says, it is gibberish, mixing together some disparate Chinese characters. At worst, it is an offer printed in a bold line down her builder's cleavage to direct a "friendly army" on her "private self". (Source:guardian.co.uk)

Plus-Size Nereida Is Using The Post- Breakup Spotlight To Try To Get A Job - Not Nurse Assistant-


Dumped Twice Nereida decided to reveal to Portugal's best-selling newspaper Vidas sex details of her past relationship with footballer Cristiano Ronaldo, but only for € 45.000. She also pretended a contract with Portuguese agency Face Model to realis her impossible dream: be a model. The newspaper slammed the door in her face. But Plus-Size Nereida is not resigned. She'll go to Portugal where she'll try to sell her story.

Poll Result: Who's Prettier? Nereida Gallardo or Paris Hilton?

Plus-Size Nereida won the poll, but only by 5 votes


Total Votes: 237

Nereida Gallardo - 121

Paris Hilton - 116

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What Happy Mammaries Ronaldo

SEXY VULGAR Nereida Gallardo plays her best two strikers up front then takes a sensational dive that would even make ex-lover Cristiano Ronaldo proud ashamed.

The Spanish senorita might have been dumped by the randy winker, but she'd obviously picked up a few pointers from the 23-year-old Man Utd ace.

First she jumped from a luxury yacht off Ibiza—taking a couple of inflatables with her to stay afloat. Then Nereida, 25—who's had a boob job—nipped back on board to top up her tan with a girl pal.

An onlooker said: "She was having a fabulous time. She was sending a message of ‘look what you're missing' to Ronaldo." Silicone and Cellulite.

(Source: NOTW)

Plus-Size Nereida Is A Disposable Woman

Nymphomaniac Nereida got fucked by another celebrity. The Mirror reveals that the Spanish failed model had had all-night sex sessions with the Jamiroquai's singer when his band played in Palma, Majorca.

Last night her pal revealed: "It was two years ago. Nereida and another girl talked their way into the after-party and they immediately hit it off. He later took her back to his hotel suite."

Jay Kay declined to comment.

Plus-Size Nereida Photocall

The whole world seems to have forgotten that Plus-Size Nereida ever existed but The Sun. She show off her boobs to capture the attention of the media and the British tabloid is the only one interested in her big, huge fake tits.

Look at these photos:Dumped Twice Nereida is posing for the camera. This is a photocall.

Who wears it better?

Some trashy people voted for Plus-Size Nereida, but Catherine Bach alias Daisy Duke won hands down!

Total Votes 197

Nereida Gallardo 35% votes 69

Daisy Duke 65 % votes 128