Nympho-Nereida had an affair with Spanish Big Brother Contestant

Just like I thought Plus-Size Nereida had been fucked by the entire male population of Spain.

According to Spanish newspaper El Semanal Digital, before she was dating Cristiano Ronaldo, the cow had a short affair with Iván Madrazo,contestant on the Spanish reality show Gran Hermano 10 (Big Brother).

The relationship did not survive for very long. They met on internet and Plus-Size Nereida went for a weekend to Santander to know him. They spent an intensive weekend together and then... goodbye.


Know Him Better

From: Zaragoza

Age: 35 years old

Job: Entrepreneur (distributor of Household Electric Appliances),model

Height: 188 cm.

Eye: Light Brown

Hair: Brown

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Unglamorous Nereida Talks About Her Romance With Cristiano Ronaldo On TV

Plus-Size Nereida was recently on the Spanish show"¿Dónde estás corazón? (Heart,where are you?). She gets paid € 60.000 to do this interview. Speaking about her Spanish magazine El Semanal digital said "a young girls with black hair and without a hint of glamour". The black scrawl must have be the star of the show but a debate on Elena of Spain and Jaime de Marichalar has obscured her.

About sex

He is very good in bed. That's why I was with him". "We had sex the first night we met".

About Ronaldo

"He's a simple man, loving but lacking in maturity" and "He's very clean and orderly and loves cakes very much".

About fidelity

“I was faithful throughout our relationship but I’m not sure about him.I found text messages in Spanish one day on his mobile phone that made me suspicious.”

About Aveiro family

"There were some problems with his family as they were a little jealous. I blame Ronaldo's mum Dolores for the break-up".

About life with Ronaldo

"I began to to share my life with Cristiano and his ex brother-in-law.We played the PlayStation, we ate. A cleaning lady came to the home every day for a couple of hours, sometimes I stewed . Come on, a life of more ordinary". ""We never spoke about marriage, ever."

About Manchester

"The city is very sad and the nightclubs close early. I like to party since I was sixteen. But I'm not a "men searcher".

About Mallorca

It's an island where everybody knows everybody".

About Sergio Ramos

"I was just friends with him".

About her boobs

"I really don't understand why people's interest in my breast. It's not so big".

About the break up

"Cristiano dumped me by SMS after the holidays. He's a coward. I was devasted. He has thrown me away like a Kleenex ".

About Fernanda the Brazilian hooker

"He (Ronaldo) knows Fernanda but he doesn't see her for over a year".

About money

(Thanks to Paula and Amanda)

Plus-Size Nereida Goes to the Wrong Party

On Thursday 29 July 2008, Plus-Size Nereida wandered into the Palma Royal Nautical Club (Real Club Náutico de Palma) village thinking there was the traditional King's Cup sailing race (the party was being held wednesday). PorNereida was really disappointed when she realized she was at the annual journalists cocktail party. A few minutes later, she left the Club with with an unfriendly face. Still No boyfriend. Since she was dumped by Cristiano Ronaldo, Plus-Size Nereida cannot find a man on the same level as her ex.

Plus-Size Nereida Has A Tattoo Just Above Her Plus-Size Ass

...Just ask the girlfriend of the footballing legend, Cristiano Ronaldo. Or perhaps not. She, like many non-conversant in Japanese and Chinese, may believe her gruesome tattoos convey some deep mystical philosophic gem.

According to Tian Tang, the author of a website dedicated to disabusing such illiterates, Nereida Gallardo has actually tattooed her lower back with characters that can read "like a punchline for some anti-anal sex joke".

At best, he says, it is gibberish, mixing together some disparate Chinese characters. At worst, it is an offer printed in a bold line down her builder's cleavage to direct a "friendly army" on her "private self". (Source:guardian.co.uk)

Plus-Size Nereida Is Using The Post- Breakup Spotlight To Try To Get A Job - Not Nurse Assistant-


Dumped Twice Nereida decided to reveal to Portugal's best-selling newspaper Vidas sex details of her past relationship with footballer Cristiano Ronaldo, but only for € 45.000. She also pretended a contract with Portuguese agency Face Model to realis her impossible dream: be a model. The newspaper slammed the door in her face. But Plus-Size Nereida is not resigned. She'll go to Portugal where she'll try to sell her story.

Poll Result: Who's Prettier? Nereida Gallardo or Paris Hilton?

Plus-Size Nereida won the poll, but only by 5 votes


Total Votes: 237

Nereida Gallardo - 121

Paris Hilton - 116

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