STARRING: Cristiano Ronaldo in the role of the Prince
Nereida Gallardo Alvarez in the role of Cinderfuckingrella
Once upon a time on a far Spanish island there was a poor and fat girl named Cinderfuckingrella. She lived with her mother and her stepfather. She had to work hard all day as nursing assistant in a geriatric clinic for minimum wage (800 Euros). Only when evening came was the poor girl allowed to hit up the night clubs looking for sex with some random man. She used to spend long hours to get fucked in every position possible in every place possible. That is how she got the nickname, for everybody called her Cinderfuckingrella.
One day the Prince landed with a few companions on the island. The rumor reached the ears of Cinderfuckingrella. 'Oh, I wish i could meet him ,' she thought. "But how?" Suddenly something amazing happened. In the kitchen, where Cinderfuckingrella was sitting all by herself, there was a burst of light and a fairy appeared. "Don't be alarmed, Cinderfuckingrella," said the fairy. "The wind blew me your sighs. I know you would love to meet the Prince. And so you shall!" "How can I win him?" Cinderfuckingrella replied. The fairy smiled. With a flick of her magic wand... gave Cinderfuckingrella a pair of huge silicone boobs. With another flick of the magic wand Cinderfuckingrella was prodigiously transported into Tito's club VIP area where the Prince was partying . When the Prince set eyes on Cinderfuckingrella, he was struck by her giant boobs. They left the club together in the early hours of the morning and they lived happily for seven months.
One sad day the Prince dumped her for a new squeeze. Cinderfuckingrella swore revenge. She publicly blamed the Prince's mum Dolores for the break-up and flung abuse at her ex. Cinderfuckingrella discovered that stupid people were willing to pay money to hear what she had to say.
It has been like a year since the Prince dumped Cinderfuckingrella. Certainly she will never become a princess but she has her little nest egg put aside. This year Cindefuckingrella has amassed money thanks to her relationship with the Prince. She earned a total of 250.000 euros.
Carnival: 4.000
Attendance: 24.500
TOTAL: 253.500 euros
Source: Correio da Manha
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Cinderfuckingrella Story
Posted by Plus Size Wag at 19:40
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Bugsy, Look in the Mirror Before You Go Out!
Plus Size Nereida made an appearance at Pacha Ofir in Portimão, on August 20. For this formal occasion she chose to wear a black mini dress which revealed her short fat legs and unsightly cellulite. This woman really should look in a mirror before they goes out.
Posted by Plus Size Wag at 19:36
Plus Size Nereida Casting Virtual Profile
Plus Size Nereida is a member of Casting-Virtual, a social Network community for aspiring actors, artists, dancers, models, agents, photographers... Writing her online profile she made several grammatical mistakes.
Posted by Plus Size Wag at 10:45
Mr Nobody's Dirty Past
Mr Nobody gifted Miss Nobody a gold Rolex watch and other expensive presents he bought with his ex girlfriend money. According to Maria Patiño the issue is in judge's hands.
Posted by Plus Size Wag at 00:10
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Plus Size Nereida Rejected Again!
Credit to Lizzy
Posted by Plus Size Wag at 19:10
Déjà Vu: Plus Size Nereida Recycles Her Wardrobe
Posted by Plus Size Wag at 00:56
Monday, August 24, 2009
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Whale Sighting In Portugal!
Plus Size Nereida was spotted by Correio da Manha dragging a red suitcase as she arrived at the airport Sá Carneiro in Porto on Friday. Late in the evening Bugsy and her big hairy ass were guests at the Pacha Ofir Club. She got paid 1500 Euros for it.
Posted by Plus Size Wag at 12:25
Friday, August 21, 2009
Plus Size Nereida Following In Jaciara's Footsteps
Posted by Plus Size Wag at 19:10
Plus Size Nereida: "I hope Cristiano Is Very Happy"
Posted by Plus Size Wag at 14:15
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Miss & Mr Nobody Desperate 4 Fame
Before there was Doña Nereida Gallardo. Now there are Doña Nereida and Don Pedro Sabater. Plus Size Nereida and her proletarian new man are using Cristiano Ronaldo to get their 15 minutes of fame. They have cleaning service as their business and.... CR9. The most fame-hungry couple alive was on Tele Cinco tv show El Programa de Verano talking about...guess who?
Posted by Plus Size Wag at 18:54
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Ronaldo's Friends Slam Bugsy
Plus Size Nereida wants revenge for being dumped and humiliated in front of millions of people. That's one of the reason (reason #2: money) why she dissed Cristiano Ronaldo and his family on Spanish Tv, again! It was the third time she has been on Donde Estas Corazon. CR9's friends watched Bugsy's interview and they were very disappointed.
Daniel Nascimento, close friend of Ronaldo - What this "lady" is doing is depicable. She stoops ever lower. The power of money.
Filipa de Castro - She's very mean. I'm wordless.
Nélson, Belenense's goalkeeper and Ronaldo's long time friend - She's trying to get fame and to damage his career. But she can't. His successful career is a result of his talent.
Source: Correio da Manha
Thanks to Lizzy
Posted by Plus Size Wag at 07:05
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Monday, August 10, 2009
Shameless Nereida Ashamed?
Source: El Semanal Digital, Diario de Mallorca
Posted by Plus Size Wag at 14:00
Friday, August 7, 2009
Plus Size Nereida And Her Devil’s Kiss
When asked by a reporter outside the nightclub if she sent Cristiano a kiss, Nereida Gallardo responds, “Yes. A devil’s kiss“... Kickette Blog
Posted by Plus Size Wag at 17:56
Ask Nereida
Happy to extend her 15 minutes of fame pocking 100,000 Euros, shameless Nereida will reveal dirty CR9 secrets on DEC tonight. Send your questions or comments to DEC.
Posted by Plus Size Wag at 11:36
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Lies & Nereida Have Short Legs
Confused Plus Size Nereida can't even remember what lies she told. Not even a year ago Bugsy revealed on the Spanish show Donde Estas Corazon that ex boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo is great in bed: "I'd give him a 9 or 10 on a scale from 1 to 10 in bed. Even 11. That's why I was with him". After the soccer player humilated her in public she changes her mind and claims he is not a sex god. Talks to tras show Vaya Par about the size of CR9 penis and elephant shaped tanga born as projections of her perverse fantasy. Again confesses "I could have sex 3-4 times, he fell asleep after the first time". Nympho Nereida could fuck the entire Real Madrid team and then moved to Barcelona and fuck the entire FC Barcelona footbal team.
REMEMBER, dear Nereida: like you lies have short legs.
Posted by Plus Size Wag at 21:10
Plus Size Nereida Still Stalking CR9
She looks like a fat street hooker! Oops! She's a fat street hooker!!!!
Thanks to Lizzy
Posted by Plus Size Wag at 00:18
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Plus Size Nereida Insinuates That CR9 Is Gay
Plus Size Nereida has been pictured giving a rude hand gesture toward Cristiano Ronaldo.
Failed model Nereida Gallardo was left disappointed when Ronaldo ignored her and a security guard then prevented her from speaking to her former flame. Gallardo was then heard protesting: "But he is my ex-boyfriend." Mocked, scorn and humiliated Bugsy made an obscene gesture touching the forefinger and thumb to form a circle. In Germany and most of South America, it is an insult, similar to giving someone the finger in the United States, while in Turkey it is a derogatory gesture used to imply that someone is homosexual.
Now the hysterical ex nurse's assistant is hiding in her parents home in Palma De Mallorca to lick her wounds.
Thanks to Lizzy
Posted by Plus Size Wag at 22:10
Miss & Mr Nobody
Miss Nobody met Mr Nobody at the gym. They both are from Palma de Mallorca and both unemployed. Mr Nobody real name is Pedro. He worked in the Real Estate sector and now he is trying to rebuild his career after the financial collapse of his activities. Talking to friends and family Miss Nobody confessed she wants to get the greatest benefits from her relationship with Cristiano Ronaldo. With the blessing of Mr Nobody.
Source: El Mundo
Posted by Plus Size Wag at 07:04
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Psycho Nereida Obsessed With Her Ex
Is Plus Size Nereida losing her mind?I'm worried about her. This is getting too crazy. Cristiano Ronaldo was partying with a friend in Majorca, obsessed Nereida waited outside the nightclub... and waited...for her ex. Plus Size Nereida tried to approach him and was promptly tackled by a a security guard. Cristiano ignored her and continued walking towards a waiting car. A hysterical Nereida threw herself at Ronaldo's car kissing the windshield.
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Posted by Plus Size Wag at 20:21