Thursday, August 6, 2009

Lies & Nereida Have Short Legs


Confused Plus Size Nereida can't even remember what lies she told. Not even a year ago Bugsy revealed on the Spanish show Donde Estas Corazon that ex boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo is great in bed: "I'd give him a 9 or 10 on a scale from 1 to 10 in bed. Even 11. That's why I was with him". After the soccer player humilated her in public she changes her mind and claims he is not a sex god. Talks to tras show Vaya Par about the size of CR9 penis and elephant shaped tanga born as projections of her perverse fantasy. Again confesses "I could have sex 3-4 times, he fell asleep after the first time". Nympho Nereida could fuck the entire Real Madrid team and then moved to Barcelona and fuck the entire FC Barcelona footbal team.

REMEMBER, dear Nereida: like you lies have short legs.